Licking pussy

[CommanderJameson]

You disappoint me, you perverts.



I have a dog like this. Only it's not just him that has a flavour, it's everything.

Lick lick lick lick. The weirdest thing is when I'm washing the car. He licks the freshly washed but not yet rinsed paintwork. Must like the taste of car shampoo.

Sitting on your lap, you look at your watch >lick<

Remote control, change the volume >lick<

Someone comes to the door, >arf arf arf arf lick lick lick<

Random Friday post, in case you were wondering

[bullies180]

oh dear

[Taita]

Sorry but the image of a dog saying Arf Arf Arf has made me giggle like a loon.

Like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

[andy400]

CommanderJameson said:

Sitting on your lap, you look at your watch >lick<

Don't scratch your balls.



Or do, if you like that sort of thing......

[PoleDriver]

Very disappointed!

[ChiChoAndy]

Nowt worse than going to someone house, and they have an overly enthusiastic licking animal. Apparently it's rude to punch said animal in the face...

[fathomfive]

ChiChoAndy said:

Nowt worse than going to someone house, and they have an overly enthusiastic licking animal. Apparently it's rude to punch said animal in the face...

Surely that can be stopped by not smearing yourself in molasses and chocolate before you call round?

[soad]

andy400 said:

CommanderJameson said:

Sitting on your lap, you look at your watch >lick<

Don't scratch your balls.



Or do, if you like that sort of thing......

[McSam]

andy400 said:

Don't scratch your balls.



Or do, if you like that sort of thing......

"Yeah, 2Pac. Play wid da balls.."

[S18DMW]

[ChiChoAndy]

fathomfive said:

Surely that can be stopped by not smearing yourself in molasses and chocolate before you call round?

That's my right. It feels nice, anyway, especially when it gets sticky, 'you know where'...

[Jasandjules]

I always think of the Lee Mack joke about cats licking themselves when I see pictures like that!

[mblade123]

[jeff m]

We have had a few very noisy thunderstorms, which our little dog doesn't appreciate. Quite a good one the other night.

His MO for waking me up is to lick my eyes.

I'm not sure where he learnt this trick...but it really works.
Even though I probably could have got back to sleep, going to the bathroom to wash my face to remove doggy saliva woke me up properly.

I'm really not sure if he is evil or clever.

[zaphod42]

jeff m said:

I'm really not sure if he is evil or clever.

Evil AND clever maybe?

[monthefish]

CommanderJameson said:

You disappoint me, you perverts.

You dissapoint me; you've been here long enough to know to put your thread in the correct forum.

[mcelliott]

There was a bloke at work who taught his dog to lick his knackers whilst he had a wk.

[James Dean]

[CommanderJameson]

Yeah, this was totally not a Lounge post.

Well played, mods.

[/sarcasm]

[car crazy]

I came on here to give advice and its a bloody animal thread