Dog and Pig Crossbreed

[Glassman]

I saw something at a site that has me :wobbly:

Dog, crossed with a pig (so they said). It was black, plump (like a pot bellied pig) had standy uppy ears like a dog, trotters of a pig, canines and fur. It had the face/head of a dog.

Seriously??

My mate saw it and we've spoken about it ever since. The weirdest thing ever.

[Adenauer]

Are you pissed today?

[Rollcage]

Sounds like a load of cobblers to me.

Could you even cross a dog and a pig?

[The Nur]

So did a dog fk a pig, or did a pig fk a dog?

Who let this happen?

Why didn't you take pictures?

[PugwasHDJ80]

Mangalitza

[Bolognese]

It only works with elephants and pigs..

[The Nur]

PugwasHDJ80 said:

Mangalitza

The welshman in me is confused, excited and highly aroused in equal measure.

fkable bacon ftw.

[Snoop Bagg]

This one?

[Glassman]

It looked worse than that; it was a real, WTF is THAT?

Even after the explanation (and laughing/chuckling/leave-off) he was dead serious. Trotters... pot belly. Whenever I see my mate Steve, it's like 'the alien' we dare not speak of in public.

[freecar]

Glassman said:

I saw something at a site that has me :wobbly:

Dog, crossed with a pig (so they said). It was black, plump (like a pot bellied pig) had standy uppy ears like a dog, trotters of a pig, canines and fur. It had the face/head of a dog.

Seriously??

My mate saw it and we've spoken about it ever since. The weirdest thing ever.

Good lord!

A pig can't breed with a dog any more than a giraffe could cross breed with an ant.

Hugely differing chromosome numbers would prevent this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hybrid_%28biology%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_by_...

[Adenauer]

Drugs, I reckon Glassman's been doing drugs.

[Charlie Michael]

Adenauer said:

Drugs, I reckon Glassman's been doing drugs.

Spectacular ones at that too.

[Adenauer]

Charlie Michael said:

Adenauer said:

Drugs, I reckon Glassman's been doing drugs.

Spectacular ones at that too.

Thank you, Charlie

[Rollcage]

Glassman said:

It looked worse than that; it was a real, WTF is THAT?

Even after the explanation (and laughing/chuckling/leave-off) he was dead serious. Trotters... pot belly. Whenever I see my mate Steve, it's like 'the alien' we dare not speak of in public.

THAT is a Photoshop!

As has been said, cross breeding pigs and dogs isn't biologically possible.

[JungleJim]

I remember as a young'un seeing in a tabloid newspaper that a baby had been born that was a cross between an ape/monkey and a human.

Proper put the willies up me.

[Carless Fury]

Are you sure you're not talking out of your arse?

[Glassman]

Charlie Michael said:

Adenauer said:

Drugs, I reckon Glassman's been doing drugs.

Spectacular ones at that too.

Please. I would never. It messes with the Psychosis.

[toasty]

JungleJim said:

I remember as a young'un seeing in a tabloid newspaper that a baby had been born that was a cross between an ape/monkey and a human.

Proper put the willies up me.

It had more than one????

And it put them up you???

[sunbeam alpine]

I thought (hoped) this was going to be a joke about Germans.

Or maybe I just read the wrong sort of comics as a kid.

[0a]

Rare to have drunken posting this early in the day/year.

Pics?