Do cows attack?
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Bitty

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237 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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This is a bit tongue in cheek, but I'm genuinely curious to know what is the death rate - if any - from people being killed by cows attacking them?

I know somebody who says he was chased by some cows as he took a short cut through a field once. He said it was terrifying. He didn't quite know how to defend himself against a cow if he'd been caught by one of the evil beasts.

Adenauer

18,970 posts

260 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Depends if you keep up the maintenance payments or notwink

kambites

70,880 posts

245 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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People are killed by cows every now and then. It's not very common though.

DrTre

12,957 posts

256 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Interesingly there's been a huge rise in deaths in the last 20 or so years from suicide attacks by Al-Cow-eda.

rfn

4,601 posts

231 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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I always thought cows were pretty calm creatures - and the Bulls did all the attacking?

From my years of walking though the Peak & Lake District, Wales etc I've never been chased by any of them though, I believe they take some provocation (like having young calves etc and you going too close).

Edited by rfn on Thursday 17th July 10:17

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

268 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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rfn said:
I always thought cows were pretty calm creatures - and the Bulls did all the attacking?

From my years of walking though the Peak & Lake District, Wales etc I've never been chased by any of them though, I believe they take some provocation (like having young foals etc and you going too close).
foals? I think you may mean calves.

kambites

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245 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Einion Yrth said:
foals? I think you may mean calves.
Maybe they're babysitting for the horses in the next field?

rfn

4,601 posts

231 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Einion Yrth said:
foals? I think you may mean calves.
Whoops...

thewave

14,830 posts

233 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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I honestly believe that if any of the cows that i'd 'tipped' had ever caught up with me, I'd be a pretty random statistic now.

They can get really mad.

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

266 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Bitty said:
This is a bit tongue in cheek, but I'm genuinely curious to know what is the death rate - if any - from people being killed by cows attacking them?

I know somebody who says he was chased by some cows as he took a short cut through a field once. He said it was terrifying. He didn't quite know how to defend himself against a cow if he'd been caught by one of the evil beasts.
A herd will often decide to trot after you, especially if there are calves.

Just run back at them and watch them bottle it in the other direction.

I think most deaths would probably be from being squashed against an immovable object or an accidental trampling than been chased down and torn limb from limb while being thrown around in the air. biggrin

Tony*T3

20,911 posts

271 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Most deaths from cows occur when a herd stampedes along a country lane and walkers dont get out of the way.

Not sure you'd call it an 'attack' though.

otolith

65,910 posts

228 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Cattle kill three or four people a year. Mostly either agricultural workers or people walking their dogs in fields where cows have calves.

Wigeon Incognito

3,274 posts

242 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Cows can attack but it is unlikely.

When people get 'chased' it's more often than not by juvenile animals. Think of them as big curious puppies. You walk near their group, one takes an interest, you run off, it thinks of it like a game, the rest follow. Normally, if you turn around and confront them they stop dead.

The only time I've been 'attacked' by a cow is when I came between her and her new calf in a pen. I tripped when I tried to get out of the way and she promptly tried to bury her shoulder into my chest and crush me. Luckily help was on hand so I got away unharmed.

They're gentle creatures in general though.

Eddh

4,656 posts

216 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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My Ex was chased my cows once. Maybe they miss-took her for one of their own.

bigandclever

14,245 posts

262 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Hours (your mileage may vary) of fun... www.rospa.com/hassandlass/reports/2002data.pdf

Cows, calves and bulls are 'safer' than corned beef tins and wheelbarrows, but are more 'dangerous' than compost bins and christmas tree lights.

Puggit

49,472 posts

272 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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shoutOutlaw Biker, your thread has arrived!

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Edited by Puggit on Thursday 17th July 10:26

dmitsi

3,583 posts

244 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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thewave said:
I honestly believe that if any of the cows that i'd 'tipped' had ever caught up with me, I'd be a pretty random statistic now.

They can get really mad.
Careful who you tell about your cow tipping, over in Ireland that's a whole different kind of getting 'close' to a cow. Very strange looks and pervert remarks were made.

thewave

14,830 posts

233 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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dmitsi said:
thewave said:
I honestly believe that if any of the cows that i'd 'tipped' had ever caught up with me, I'd be a pretty random statistic now.

They can get really mad.
Careful who you tell about your cow tipping, over in Ireland that's a whole different kind of getting 'close' to a cow. Very strange looks and pervert remarks were made.
Well I am of Oirish origin.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

308 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Never ever walk into a field with cows waving an empty feed bag unless you have good daps.

mechsympathy

57,557 posts

279 months

Thursday 17th July 2008
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Wigeon Incognito said:
When people get 'chased' it's more often than not by juvenile animals. Think of them as big curious puppies. You walk near their group, one takes an interest, you run off, it thinks of it like a game, the rest follow. Normally, if you turn around and confront them they stop dead.
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