nastiest martial 'art'?
nastiest martial 'art'?
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Ayahuasca

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27,590 posts

310 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Just for fun, if you were in a full-on street fight with no holds barred, what is the deadliest set of techniques that are available to the average person (short of Vulcan death grips, etc)?

I reckon the deeply scary stuff that William Fairbairn:



leaned in the Shanghai police and subsequently taught to British commandos takes some beating:


http://www.vrazvedka.ru/main/learning/ruk-b/fairba...

The Back Break, in particular, is pretty horrifying.

What martial 'art' would you pick?





Rotary Madness

2,285 posts

217 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Systema.

Makes Krav Maga look silly.

GilbertGrape

1,226 posts

221 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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^ No.

Mobsta

5,614 posts

286 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Ayahuasca said:
What martial 'art' would you pick?
Id sketch em quick, and threaten to post the pic on an unmoderated forum if their will did not bend to my wishes.

Failing that, Id force them to sign up to PH and read the Watch forum, or attack their genitals using the dark side of the force (meaning I wouldn't have to touch them to crush them).

Mark.H

5,793 posts

237 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Origami!

Animal

5,670 posts

299 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Cat fighting?

mrtwisty

3,057 posts

196 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Mobsta said:
Id force them to sign up to PH and read the Watch forum.
You cruel, cruel man.

jmorgan

36,010 posts

315 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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If you are powerfully built, would everyone avoid you?


Anyway, the ancient welsh art of Llap Goch, far more deadly than Ecky Thump.

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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jmorgan said:
If you are powerfully built, would everyone avoid you?


Anyway, the ancient welsh art of Llap Goch, far more dealt than Ecky Thump.

ZesPak

26,156 posts

227 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Rotary Madness said:
Systema.

Makes Krav Maga look silly.
Having studied both of them, I'd have to disagree.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

265 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Which martial art uses a snooker ball in a sock?

That one.

louiebaby

11,005 posts

222 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Parkour.

Only the French could make running away into a Martial Art.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour

eybic

9,212 posts

205 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Ayahuasca said:
Just for fun, if you were in a full-on street fight with no holds barred, what is the deadliest set of techniques that are available to the average person (short of Vulcan death grips, etc)?

I reckon the deeply scary stuff that William Fairbairn:



leaned in the Shanghai police and subsequently taught to British commandos takes some beating:


http://www.vrazvedka.ru/main/learning/ruk-b/fairba...

The Back Break, in particular, is pretty horrifying.

What martial 'art' would you pick?
It must be good, I tried clicking on the link and got an "access denied" warning due to "gruesome content" biggrin

dwilkie

2,222 posts

217 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Rawwr said:
Which martial art uses a snooker ball in a sock?

That one.
Ninjutsu actively encourages that kind of lateral thinking wink At least the place I went to did.

Ozone

3,112 posts

218 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Ram-Sham-Bo.

We kick each other in the nuts. I start. biggrin

ali4390

2,388 posts

196 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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eybic said:
It must be good, I tried clicking on the link and got an "access denied" warning due to "gruesome content" biggrin
I got it denied due to 'intolerance and hate', which has only made me more intrigued!!

redtwin

7,518 posts

213 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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The back break only works if your opponent is limp and lifeless.



I have got to imagine there would be some protestations when you picked someone up like that. Someone that had two hands free while your face/eyes/testicles were un-protected.

If someone gives me the whoosh parrot I will break its back.

Edited by redtwin on Wednesday 26th October 08:51

Dirty Frank

598 posts

185 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Why bother with a martial art unless they can stop bullets?

Riknos

4,701 posts

235 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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louiebaby said:
Parkour.

Only the French could make running away into a Martial Art.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour
rofl so true..

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

261 months

Wednesday 26th October 2011
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Dirty Frank said:
Why bother with a martial art unless they can stop bullets?
Llap Goch can stop bullets.