Fly holes in pants

[Blown2CV]

where have they gone? It's nearly impossible to get a decent pair of boxer shorts with a dick hole nowadays. It's not a fashion feature, it's for convenience surely?

[Hugo a Gogo]

not even remotely difficult to find (unlike your.. oh never mind)

I learned recently than many, many men never use the 'dick hole' for extricating and micturating, preferring the 'over the top' manoeuvre

[Rosscow]

You need to look harder!

Having said that, I always tend to unbuckle and flop out!

[Johnny]

No idea. I wear briefs.

[longshot]

I wear CK boxers and they have one (buttoned though for some unfathomable reason)

Not that it matters as I am an over the topper.

[Jobbo]

Hugo a Gogo said:

I learned recently than many, many men never use the 'dick hole' for extricating and micturating, preferring the 'over the top' manoeuvre

Fascinating. Surely the tube bends like a kinked hosepipe, hindering or completely restricting flow?

[SlimRick]

Marks & Spencers ones have the hole, I tend to be an over the top man once I've unfurled it from wrapping around my leg.

[Pints]

No need for one; I just roll up the bottom of my trousers and slip it out.

Edited by Pints on Friday 9th September 09:58

[dub16v]

I rarely use the proper exit, choosing instead to hoist up one of the legs and using that for my escape.

[p1esk]

All mine have a hole, but I wish to blazes they'd been put in the right place!

My dick is not halfway up towards my belly button: it's quite a bit further south than that.

[Alex_225]

I don't think they're hard to find but it's a b*gger when you get a pack home to realise you've chosen ones without a fly hole!!

Also, I may be alone in this but on more than one occasion I have got to work busting for a pee. Gone to release the old chap and realise I've put my boxers on backwards and fly hole is no where to be seen. It's like you've suddenly turned into a shop mannequin!

[Monkeylegend]

Rosscow said:

You need to look harder!

Attention !! Coming up, where's the escape hatch.

[Tycho]

Commando FTW!

[Hugo a Gogo]

• update*

just been for a pee and spent several worrying seconds hunting for the fly hole

I've only got a pair of the non-holers on, OP has jinxed me

• pulled one leg up, and released the beast that way, if yer interested*

[Monkeylegend]

Hugo a Gogo said:

*update*

just been for a pee and spent several worrying seconds hunting for the fly hole

I've only got a pair of the non-holers on, OP has jinxed me

• pulled one leg up, and released the beast that way, if yer interested*

So basically Hugo a Gogo has just been a Gogo.

Isn't it long enough to heave over the top then?

[Dr Interceptor]

Until two minutes ago I had never tried the leg-escape... This thread has literally changed my life.

[Monkeylegend]

There is the danger of dribbling down your leg though with the leg escape.

Or maybe it's me as I get older, it never seems to stop flowing cleanly nowadays. There is always that last drip just as you tuck it away isn't there.

I often wondered why my Father used to get pee stains around his crotch area, now I know he must have been using the leg escape.

[Hugo a Gogo]

Monkeylegend said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

*update*

just been for a pee and spent several worrying seconds hunting for the fly hole

I've only got a pair of the non-holers on, OP has jinxed me

• pulled one leg up, and released the beast that way, if yer interested*

So basically Hugo a Gogo has just been a Gogo.

Isn't it long enough to heave over the top then?

big enough to fill a pram

[Matt_N]

Tycho said:

Commando FTW!

I ride in to work a couple of times a week and on Wednesday forgot pants and socks, it felt so wrong going commando all day.

I felt like everyone knew and could see my dick.

Then I realised my flies were still open.

[grumpy52]

Hugo a Gogo said:

Monkeylegend said:

Hugo a Gogo said:

*update*

just been for a pee and spent several worrying seconds hunting for the fly hole

I've only got a pair of the non-holers on, OP has jinxed me

• pulled one leg up, and released the beast that way, if yer interested*

So basically Hugo a Gogo has just been a Gogo.

Isn't it long enough to heave over the top then?

big enough to fill a pram

Not heard that expression for many years .