Sort your lives out, Jesus is coming
Sort your lives out, Jesus is coming
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bigandclever

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14,413 posts

269 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Well, possibly. Possibly not.

nutter said:
“I am pregnant, and it is Jesus,” says 19-year-old Haley.

“I know my pregnancy is real. I’ve gained at least 22 pounds,” says Haley. “I was sleeping one night and my baby punched the bottom of my stomach and kicked me, and I can feel his head right here, right below my belly button.”

“My family, my friends, my pastors at church, they don’t believe that I’m pregnant,” Haley says. “I know it’s Jesus. I don’t care if my family disowns me. It really comes down to if you’re a true believer in Jesus or not … I don’t care what the home pregnancy test or a doctor says, when I give birth to my baby, no one is going to deny him because he’s my savior.”
However, Haley’s mom, Kristi, says her daughter is a “compulsive liar” and “delusional.” She says Haley is not pregnant, and numerous pregnancy tests and doctors have confirmed that.

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Mothersruin

8,573 posts

130 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?

eldar

25,332 posts

227 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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anonymous-user

85 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

130 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.
Eh?

anonymous-user

85 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Mothersruin said:
sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.
Eh?
Oh right you meant st..
Oops..

Jasandjules

72,676 posts

260 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Great, hopefully he can also freeze hell over, that would really make things interesting.

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

130 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.
Eh?
Oh right you meant st..
Oops..
Yup, she's just going to have a big poo.

menguin

3,781 posts

252 months

Thursday 3rd November 2016
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Mothersruin said:
sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
sleepera6 said:
Mothersruin said:
Was Jesus brown and a bit smelly?
She's mental but sorry that's just racist.
Eh?
Oh right you meant st..
Oops..
Yup, she's just going to have a big poo.
That'll be a whoosh parrot on isle 3...