Too beautiful to be faithful..

[s3fella]

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/family-relation...

I couldn't really put this in news, despite the link to the paper.

Lots of social media reaction calling her sad and vain etc, but maybe she does have a point.

FWIW, if I ever had a chance, she'd get it! lolol

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

s3fella said:

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/lifestyle/family-relation...

I couldn't really put this in news, despite the link to the paper.

Lots of social media reaction calling her sad and vain etc, but maybe she does have a point.

FWIW, if I ever had a chance, she'd get it! lolol

Is that what passes for beautiful these days? In the wedding picture she was moderately pretty, if vacant (even crossed eyed!) looking.

Now she'd pass for the mother of a tart off TOWIE.

[MrBarry123]

I suppose her saying that is more acceptable than her just being honest and saying "I love a good mixture of ramming rods".

[mattknight1984]

She's errm, interesting looking!

[nyxster]

at least you can shrug at the fact she's the sort of filthy cougar you'd smash once just on her filthy craigslist milf hooker demeanour but not feel at all guilty about never calling her again because she'd have cheated on you in any case.

a license to abuse gets a 1/010 from len.

[bloomen]

Um, she's fine.

I have tickled up and down far more attractive (to me) women. They were more than capable of not dropping their trousers to the next smoothie who came along.

When I've been with one of said people and someone else wanted me to tickle them up and down, weirdly enough I found that an offensive idea and they were told to go away.

If you're absolutely gorgeous with no decency then you're well and truly not gorgeous to me.

[Edition87]

She looks like a dropped quiche.

[Jonmx]

She's an 'active member of the Green Party' these days. So the hot/crazy matrix hits again.
Though I wouldn't say she's that hot myself, looks a bit squiffy eyed in her wedding pic. I think the bloke from her first marriage had a lucky escape.

Hot/crazy matrix explained below.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwbKYcBdVyk

[poing]

That's one way to tell the world you like to sleep around. She's struggling for new victims having worked her way through all the dating profiles within 50 miles so now she's getting free advertising to a load of new people.

I'll pass, I doubt I have the experience to offer her anything new.

[seyre1972]

Edition87 said:

She looks like a dropped quiche.

Sir - that made me laugh out loud !

[Cold]

Here we have the meaning behind the saying "Beauty is Only Skin Deep". She may think of herself as being attractive, but inside she sounds horribly ugly.

[Goaty Bill 2]

Newsflash!

Woman discovers that some (most?) men will (try to) shag anything!

[anonymous-user]

I think she looks filthy! This song came to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDedLtT5sno

[mybrainhurts]

I think deluded is the word we're looking for here...

Given a choice, I'd shag the kangaroo.

I see the PH Weird Taste Brigade is out with the moon tonight....

[Sycamore]

I bet her fanny looks like a punched kebab.

[carlpea]

seyre1972 said:

Edition87 said:

She looks like a dropped quiche.

Sir - that made me laugh out loud !

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[anonymous-user]

carlpea said:

seyre1972 said:

Edition87 said:

She looks like a dropped quiche.

Sir - that made me laugh out loud !

/Thread

A punched lasagne is in my top 10 of descriptions.

[OzzyR1]

Headline should have read:

"Author of several crap books which went straight to the bargain bin tries to attract attention for new publication".


Think this was her previous effort:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2396712/...

Attention-seeking moron.

[J4CKO]

This is what happens when you articulate some of your strange thoughts and ideas, stuff that you should perhaps keep to yourself to avoid ridicule.

[berlintaxi]

s3fella said:

FWIW, if I ever had a chance, she'd get it! lolol

Help yourself to my share, then try and raise your standards.