Please help me caption this picture

[Potatoes]

Got this picture and it's begging for a funny caption... please do your worst!

[rolex]

Are you big me?

[lucido grigio]

Baby..."Oi ,my nappy stinks"

Boy.....<shrugs>..."not my problem"

[BL Fanboy]

A long time ago...

Boy: What now Hammond!?

[mybrainhurts]

Phwoooooaarh.....look at the ankles on that, little bro

[vournikas]

Lad : 'Mmmmmmmm. Breastfeeding. I did enjoy that'

Baby : 'I still am!!! Bawahahahaha'

[Puggit]

"I don't think Oopsy-Daisy even knows that I exist."

'Cheer up, at least you get to use a potty instead of filling your nappy!'

[Cold]

When is it going back?

[55palfers]

"...not keen on their choice of carpet"

[Vaud]

"When I pee in their face they laugh and give me a fresh nappy. When you do it you get sent to your room! Mwahahahah"

[33q]

'As soon as that grenade explodes on your feet and run......'

[Wiccan of Darkness]

I'm assuming by the attire, the rug rat is a girl (if not, the caption kinda fails)

Rugrat: Ohmagod is it true, tell me is it true???

Boy: Yep. 13th Doctor is a girl.......just... don't understand it....

[ruminator]

Can I have your room when you go to college?

[nicanary]

I'm surprised nobody else has suggested it yet -

"MUM!! Charlie's going to bite my finger..........

[dazwalsh]

Gimme back my dummy you evil fker, I know it's in there!

[Billsnemesis]

I'm going to eat your soul...

[Mr GrimNasty]

I'm going to kill you, and then all the milk will be mine.

[IIIRestorerIII]

"Daddy Finger,


Noooooo"

[opieoilman]

IIIRestorerIII said:

"Daddy Finger,


Noooooo"

I quite often hear that song coming out of the ipad when my son is on there. What is it? Just sounds really creepy to me.

[sc0tt]

Guys, the OP asked for a "funny" caption.