Keyboard warriors

[Sporky]

What a ridiculous concept.

I doubt I've killed more than five or six dozen people with a keyboard.

A true warrior uses a wired trackball. A gentleman's weapon.

[Monkeylegend]

Sporky said:

What a ridiculous concept.

I doubt I've killed more than five or six dozen people with a keyboard.

A true warrior uses a wired trackball. A gentleman's weapon.

Easy to say that sitting behind the anonymity of your keyboard.

[talksthetorque]

Old skool.
Voice Recognition Input Warrior has a bit of a ring to it don't you think?

Once the cognitive tech gets there it'll be awesome.

In the meantime I'll continue to tell people to Gopher key oars health

[Sporky]

Monkeylegend said:

Easy to say that sitting behind the anonymity of your keyboard.

My keyboard has no anonimity; quite the opposite in fact. Captain Clattery has over 3 billion followers on The Facebook.

[deadtom]

Damn kids these days with your electronics don't even know you've been born.

regards,

the Punch Card Warrior

[Zetec-S]

Modern keyboards are far too light and flimsy. I preferred the good old days of typewriters - far more weight behind them.

[CrossMember]

I prefer ranged weapons, like a good old Wii remote with a dodgy strap. With a sufficiently sweaty palm, I can take out a OLED TV at 12 paces.

[medieval]

Punch card warrior ha! Semaphore warrior reporting

[Cold]

medieval said:

Punch card warrior ha! Semaphore warrior reporting

As soon as this pyre gets going properly I'll respond.

[Spare tyre]

I’ve sprayed my response with paint down the alley way

Go and read it

[Monkeylegend]

Drones, we all need drones.

[Eric Mc]

Zetec-S said:

Modern keyboards are far too light and flimsy. I preferred the good old days of typewriters - far more weight behind them.

Nothing like a good old 1920s era Remington for doing some damage. Those new-fangled IBM Golf Balls are just not up to it.

[Smokehead]

Cold said:

medieval said:

Punch card warrior ha! Semaphore warrior reporting

As soon as this pyre gets going properly I'll respond.

[captain_cynic]

Sporky said:

What a ridiculous concept.

I doubt I've killed more than five or six dozen people with a keyboard.

A true warrior uses a wired trackball. A gentleman's weapon.

Then you need to start using an IBM Model M keyboard, an elegant weapon from a more civilised age.

[deadtom]

Cold said:

As soon as this pyre gets going properly I'll respond.

you don't scare me. All smoke and mirrors you lot.

the PCW

[deadtom]

medieval said:

Punch card warrior ha! Semaphore warrior reporting

go wave your flags somewhere else, nerd.

PCW

[Harry H]

[Shakermaker]

Surely you need something bigger but still portable enough to wield, like the 88-key Yamaha Montage? It has synth functions as well!

[crusty]

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