Today's caption competition

[Wacky Racer]

[Wacky Racer]

"Do you fancy coming upstairs for a Pizza?"

[valiant]

‘Nah, you’re alright love. You’re a bit too old for me.’

[Jonboy_t]

“So I see you’ve bought Kevin Costner with you. Bold move, young lady. Bold move indeed. However, I feel you’ve underestimated the access I, too, have to body guards. YEOMEN, ASSEMBLE!!”

[fatboy b]

I wish we’d met when you were younger.

[glenrobbo]

Surely you must remember me:
you let me have a go on your chopper when I was just 17.

[blueant27]

If there's hair on the wicket, the Prince won't play cricket.

[sc0tt]

Who are they?

[glenrobbo]

Do you want the Hawaiian, or the Hot 'n' Spicy?

[glenrobbo]

sc0tt said:

Who are they?

Just kids having some fun at a party in Pizza Express, Woking...

[Cold]

She looks traumatised there.

[andym1603]

I've just washed my face, It is not sweat.

[Troubleatmill]

"You are everything I'm looking for in a female. Do you have a daughter?"

[Pericoloso]

"Are you going to show me your crown your princeness ?"

[Nickp82]

“Here’s a challenge, if you can find a single bead of sweat on my body I will let you go”

[anonymous-user]

“I’ll show you where the bar is if you like?”

[The Li-ion King]

Prince samples Hot American at Pizza Express

[Davey S2]

"I don't sweat because I use Lynx Africa"

[twing]

This loon has befriended my wife

[wolfracesonic]

Her- 'Buy me a coffee?'

Him- 'Maxwell's house?'

Her- 'errr, I think I'll pass'