Daftest Baby Name ever ...

[Gandahar]

This has been getting more and more daft ever since lower middle class parents decided that their babies would get a post natal boost by giving them upper middle class names mixed with a bit of fantasy Princes and Princesses

Now Elon Musk and his partner GRIMES ( aka Ms Susan Brown - Smith ) have upped the anti and gone for

X Æ A-12. Musk.

Apparently Musk is pronounced as in usk and not ooosk.

So what's the most ridiculous pretentious child's names you have come across from your friends ?

[Triumph Man]

How the juddering fk do you pronounce that?

[Emanresu]

Triumph Man said:

How the juddering fk do you pronounce that?

It sounds a bit like, “I hate you dad”.

[ChocolateFrog]

As if more evidence was needed that the guy is an absolute weapons grade ball bag.

[17263524]

ChocolateFrog said:

As if more evidence was needed that the guy is an absolute weapons grade ball bag.

Why else don't you like him?

[Dibble]

I’ve encountered several at work, which I can’t repeat unfortunately.

I did see a Facebook announcement a short while about the birth of a son, Reign-Beau (pronounced “Rainbow”, obvs).

[Hard-Drive]

Her twitter says this...


꧁ ༒ Gℜiꪔ⃕es ༒꧂ 🍓🐉🎀 小仙女
@Grimezsz
·
14h
•X, the unknown variable ⚔️
•Æ, my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence)
•A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent 🤍
+
(A=Archangel, my favorite song)
(⚔️🐁 metal rat)


Er, you utter fkwits, I think your "favourite" aircraft is the SR-71, not SR-17...

[Big-Bo-Beep]

Is we including imaginative if hilarious Af-Am ones ?

DeShawn and LaShaniqua for the girls.

Treyvon and Reignbeau for the boys.

[ikarl]

my wife is a teacher, one of her friends at another school was showing us a kids name in her register book

La-a

pronounced "Ladasha"

[Puggit]

ikarl said:

my wife is a teacher, one of her friends at another school was showing us a kids name in her register book

La-a

pronounced "Ladasha"

[SCEtoAUX]

ikarl said:

my wife is a teacher, one of her friends at another school was showing us a kids name in her register book

La-a

pronounced "Ladasha"

Spell it wrong and she's "Lahyphena"

[Otispunkmeyer]

Hard-Drive said:

Her twitter says this...


? ? G?i??es ?? ?????? ???
@Grimezsz
·
14h
•X, the unknown variable ??
•Æ, my elven spelling of Ai (love &/or Artificial intelligence)
•A-12 = precursor to SR-17 (our favorite aircraft). No weapons, no defenses, just speed. Great in battle, but non-violent ??
+
(A=Archangel, my favorite song)
(???? metal rat)


Er, you utter fkwits, I think your "favourite" aircraft is the SR-71, not SR-17...

Was about to point this out....if its your fave aircraft at least get the name right! and even then why go for the A-12 Oxcart over the SR-71 Blackbird if the latter is the one you like? (The A12 is faster apparently, which is a good reason maybe?)

[bristolbaron]

On the internet:
JKMN (Noél)

In real life:
Bambi

[devnull]

Let's not forget that they also allowing their child to choose their own gender.

Bring it up vegan and you've hit the golden trifecta.

[Robbo 27]

Hans Solo and Princess Leia wanted to call their baby Guitar.

[Otispunkmeyer]

Robbo 27 said:

Hans Solo and Princess Leia wanted to call their baby Guitar.

its a dad joke. But its a good one

[Ambleton]

Otispunkmeyer said:

Robbo 27 said:

Hans Solo and Princess Leia wanted to call their baby Guitar.

its a dad joke. But its a good one

(Whilst we're here)

Why was Hans Solo crying whilst eating his dinner?


because the meat was chewie

[Europa1]

North.

Courtesy of that world class onanist, Kanye West.

[Countdown]

Europa1 said:

North.

Courtesy of that world class onanist, Kanye West.

Although calling him John would just have resulted in lots of fish puns.....

[toastyhamster]

SCEtoAUX said:

ikarl said:

my wife is a teacher, one of her friends at another school was showing us a kids name in her register book

La-a

pronounced "Ladasha"

Spell it wrong and she's "Lahyphena"

There's a python sketch about this, they'd be having a field day now:
Raymond Luxury-Yacht?
Yes, but it's pronounced "Yatch"

(from memory but google should confirm something close)