The population of the UK is 67,886,011 and you are...?

[DickyC]

67,886,011th in line to the throne.

The 67,886,011th Beatle.

[Big-Bo-Beep]

that's nice dear

[KrazyIvan]

67,886,011th to have no clue what this is about.....oh no wait

[alorotom]

And dont you forget it

[StuntmanMike]

Bump for Dicky

[DickyC]

StuntmanMike said:

Bump for Dicky

Now look what you've done. You were going to be the 67,886,011th person to look at the thread.

[fatboy18]

Bang on, Jolly Good Show

[21st Century Man]

Tuesday.

[Fleckers]

What's the population now ?

[deeen]

About 1,357,720km from no. 00000001, if we are all queuing in a straight line 2m apart.

[glenrobbo]

...I am gradually working my way to the front of the queue...

...hoping it's for something nice!

[DickyC]

Last in line for a haircut.

By the look of things.