Pistonheaders- assemble the puns

[Glasgowrob]

looking for a bit of help here.

the other half runs a business making wax melts and has taking to naming her wax melters.

we already have Waxine and Meltilda and we have a third one arriving but no name as of yet.

given the endless posts of puns that every thread generates i'm hoping the PH masses can throw up a few good uns

must be related to wax or melting in some way to keep in with the theme though

[Chubbyross]

Wick-a-paedo?

[TheDrBrian]

Melty McMeltface

[A1VDY]

Wax Liricle..

[Gad-Westy]

Neil Chambers

[mikeyr]

If you don't go with Mr Miyagi then you are fools!

Otherwise, Waxmelt's Silver Hammer or everyone's new fave Keanu Reeves character, John Wax.

[bigandclever]

Ronnie Wick-ering!
Who?
RONNIE WICK-ERING!

Edit. Christ, now I’ve just learnt “Wax melts are scented cubes or bars of wax without a wick”.

fk it. Melteasers, then.

Edited by bigandclever on Sunday 2nd August 00:14

[Cold]

Ruby.

[RDMcG]

Madame Tussaud.

[MDMA .]

Ghislaine. She's going to burn (one way or another).

[davhill]

Wickole Kidman?

Dionne War...wick

Like the vintage Hollywood star Ms. Bankhead...Tallowlah.

Edited by davhill on Sunday 2nd August 03:26

[Spare tyre]

Dogs

[Riley Blue]

Waxoyl?

[bluey1905]

Ruby Wax

[Nimby]

Wax on, whacks off.

[glenrobbo]

Melt MX-5

[glenrobbo]

Nimby said:

Wax on, whacks off.

Good effort, Nimby, but you may be thinking of the wrong sort of wax.

Wax melts are not for depilation, but instead are specially designed to release toluene and alkanes and other pollutants into your home.
Great for asthmatics.



The above piece is obviously by a very well-informed person, because it begins with "So..."

[glenrobbo]

Wax-a-Million Shell

Victor Meltdrew

[Stuart70]

Gwyneth Paltrow.

Not a pun, sorry.

[glenrobbo]

Cold said:

Ruby.

bluey1905 said:

Ruby Wax

How about Ruby?