Nose hair extensions

[Spare tyre]

Anyone seen the younguns doing this?

Might give it a whirl with my PH fedora

[Super Sonic]

I seem to have a vague memory of reading/hearing about this, but thought I'd dreamt it. Am I dreaming now?

[Leptons]

Come free over the age of 35.

[vikingaero]

WTF. I've hit that age where I'm strimming the nasal and ear hair back.