Coked up sharks

[LordLoveLength]

Because ones that aren’t drugged up aren’t dangerous enough

Sharks off the coast of Brazil are testing positive for cocaine!
I mean, who is going around drug testing sharks?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo

[Boozy]

Good to see humans causing more harm and damage to the oceans.

Also, definitely not going to go on holiday/go swimming there, ever.

[FilH]

I feel we could be getting a sequal to "Cocaine Bear"

[Boozy]

FilH said:

I feel we could be getting a sequal to "Cocaine Bear"

You could be onto something here! Cocaine Sharknado!

[CraigyMc]

Boozy said:

FilH said:

I feel we could be getting a sequal to "Cocaine Bear"

You could be onto something here! Cocaine Sharknado!

I feel like Charlie Sheen has to be in that.

[captain_cynic]

Explains why my hake was talking my ear off, at least he was in no mood to eat my chips.

Boozy said:

FilH said:

I feel we could be getting a sequal to "Cocaine Bear"

You could be onto something here! Cocaine Sharknado!

I'm sick of you Mutha F**king sharks on this Mutha F**king Coke.

[J77wck]

FilH said:

I feel we could be getting a sequal to "Cocaine Bear"

Great film.

[DodgyGeezer]

FilH said:

I feel we could be getting a sequal to "Cocaine Bear"

TBH that was pretty much my first thought. The second one being that that is quite a sad story and a piss-poor reflection on us as a species

[FMOB]

Already out and bombed with an IMDB score of 1.8/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/

[spookly]

J77wck said:

FilH said:

I feel we could be getting a sequal to "Cocaine Bear"

Great film.

Funny how different people like different things. I thought it was super-ste.

Just looked, and it seems to have mediocre ratings most review sites.

[toastyhamster]

FMOB said:

Already out and bombed with an IMDB score of 1.8/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/

"More like this" on that page was an eye opener.

[.:ian:.]

toastyhamster said:

FMOB said:

Already out and bombed with an IMDB score of 1.8/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/

"More like this" on that page was an eye opener.

Missed out the Oscar not nominated Sky Sharks.

imdb said:

Deep in the ice of the antarctic, a team of geologists uncover an old Nazi laboratory still intact where dark experiments had occurred. In order to conquer the world, the Nazis created modified sharks who were able to fly and whose riders are genetically mutated, undead super-humans. A military task force called "Dead Flesh Four" - reanimated US soldiers who fell in Vietnam - is put together to prevent world downfall.

[FilH]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

And its based on a true story!

[FMOB]

.:ian:. said:

toastyhamster said:

FMOB said:

Already out and bombed with an IMDB score of 1.8/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/

"More like this" on that page was an eye opener.

Missed out the Oscar not nominated Sky Sharks.

imdb said:

Deep in the ice of the antarctic, a team of geologists uncover an old Nazi laboratory still intact where dark experiments had occurred. In order to conquer the world, the Nazis created modified sharks who were able to fly and whose riders are genetically mutated, undead super-humans. A military task force called "Dead Flesh Four" - reanimated US soldiers who fell in Vietnam - is put together to prevent world downfall.

I understand DARPA were going to fund the program but went for robots instead.

[ApOrbital]

Free willy.

[FilH]

FMOB said:

Already out and bombed with an IMDB score of 1.8/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/

They think of everything!

Noticed there is a "Cocaine Cougar" shame they based it on the wrong type of Couger O:

[Tim330]

FilH said:

FMOB said:

Already out and bombed with an IMDB score of 1.8/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt27036391/

They think of everything!

Noticed there is a "Cocaine Cougar" shame they based it on the wrong type of Couger O:

Did they have laser beams attached to their heads?

[21TonyK]

FilH said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

And its based on a true story!

Its a very silly film made even more ridiculous by the fact its a semi-true story. Comical entertainment if a little bloody.

[languagetimothy]

LordLoveLength said:

Because ones that aren’t drugged up aren’t dangerous enough

Sharks off the coast of Brazil are testing positive for cocaine!
I mean, who is going around drug testing sharks?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo

It will spread to other sea fairing creatures too, birds for example. No tern will be left unstoned

[wolfracesonic]

languagetimothy said:

It will spread to other sea fairing creatures too, birds for example. No tern will be left unstoned

Quit PH now, you’ll never top that.