What do you make of this jet wash sign

[Spare tyre]

[BlindedByTheLights]

What’s the question?

[sherman]

I would be worried about my paintwork if they were holding an industrial jet wash close enough to my car to touch it.

[Defcon5]

Is it not just a DIY jetwash with a contactless payment thing on the machine. So you don’t have to go into the shop and buy tokens or whatever?

[Dave.]

Defcon5 said:

Is it not just a DIY jetwash with a contactless payment thing on the machine. So you don’t have to go into the shop and buy tokens or whatever?

My take on it too.

Not a drive through thingy offering a contactless wash.

[Radec]

Going by the Costa cup next to them, those are some really small signs, how are people supposed to even read them driving past?.

[nismocat]

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

[PlasticBottleMan]

nismocat said:

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

I'm guessing you have this as a stock-in-trade answer when anybody says: "What do you make of...?"

I'm the same!

[nismocat]

PlasticBottleMan said:

nismocat said:

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

I'm guessing you have this as a stock-in-trade answer when anybody says: "What do you make of...?"

I'm the same!

First time I have said it, on this forum anyway!

I have also used various lines from Pretty Woman, "Where is your wife?", "With my ex girlfriend", "Oh, are they shopping together?"

(I'm not gay)

[valiant]

McDonald's are a decent enough employer although the hours can be long but good luck with your application!

[nismocat]

Radec said:

Going by the Costa cup next to them, those are some really small signs, how are people supposed to even read them driving past?.

[NWTony]

Is it just a carry over from Covid days?

[essayer]

Radec said:

Going by the Costa cup next to them, those are some really small signs, how are people supposed to even read them driving past?.

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[MGSteve]

It could be advertising a contactless/touchless car wash.
We have just had one open in Rugby.
Its basically an automated car wash that applies a snow foam type product and then rinses it off.
https://www.intelijet360.com/why-use-touchless-car...

[Spare tyre]

MGSteve said:

It could be advertising a contactless/touchless car wash.
We have just had one open in Rugby.
Its basically an automated car wash that applies a snow foam type product and then rinses it off.
https://www.intelijet360.com/why-use-touchless-car...

This is what I think it is, but whoever has been made to commission the sign has misunderstood what the contactless element is about, so have put a debit car type image

[geeks]

PlasticBottleMan said:

nismocat said:

This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl

I'm guessing you have this as a stock-in-trade answer when anybody says: "What do you make of...?"

I'm the same!

Yeah me too, I have a series of Airplane lines for this sort of stuff

[Alex_225]

Defcon5 said:

Is it not just a DIY jetwash with a contactless payment thing on the machine. So you don’t have to go into the shop and buy tokens or whatever?

This!

The sign shows a contactless payment, so I assume you tap your card and it takes a few quid off you to use it. Which is quite handy.