What do you do?
What do you do?
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wazztie16

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1,678 posts

160 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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You're walking through a small town centre, it's 345am.

Early-ISH May.

You see a plain white small van parked in a public car park, 40-50 year old male sat in the driver's seat.

Engine is running. No lights on the van.

Male is looking down, looks like they could be asleep/passed out/drunk but has a headtorch on which is lit up. No interior light on.

As you walk past, you don't see their head or body move.

They could be reading a piece of paper having just completed some work, also as above, could be out of it.

It takes you 10 seconds to walk past until you decide not to look behind you anymore.

What do you do?

Gastons_Revenge

463 posts

33 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Mind my own business.

normalbloke

8,831 posts

248 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Immediately post it on a Facebook local group…

Shooter McGavin

8,855 posts

173 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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1) Look for a hosepipe from the exhaust
2) Look for the obvious signs of boozing at the wheel

If either apply, call the cops.
If neither apply, carry on.

LordGrover

34,156 posts

241 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Throw a double-six to beat the ogre.

Sheets Tabuer

21,387 posts

244 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Stick my penis through the window and hope he wears false teeth.

KobayashiMaru86

1,927 posts

239 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Throw a can of red bull at it

ApOrbital

10,585 posts

147 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Dominate the pavement.

Doofus

34,285 posts

202 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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wazztie16 said:
You're sitting in your van, waiting for your wife to finish her late shift at work, it's 345am.

Early-ISH May.

You see man wandering around the carpark.

You try to avoid making eye-contact because you don't want him to kick off about being spied on or something.

As he walks past, he peers through your window, making you feel uncomfortable.

He lingers there for about 10 seconds until you decide you can look up again.

What do you do?

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Hide in the bushes, take photos of the van, post in the van lifer thread.

Cudd Wudd

1,118 posts

154 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Pop quiz, hotshot...

wazztie16 said:
...What do you do?

Chunkymonkey_71

13,167 posts

227 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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I wish Rod Rammage was still here.

Monkeylegend

29,142 posts

260 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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wazztie16 said:
You're walking through a small town centre, it's 345am.

Early-ISH May.

You see a plain white small van parked in a public car park, 40-50 year old male sat in the driver's seat.

Engine is running. No lights on the van.

Male is looking down, looks like they could be asleep/passed out/drunk but has a headtorch on which is lit up. No interior light on.

As you walk past, you don't see their head or body move.

They could be reading a piece of paper having just completed some work, also as above, could be out of it.

It takes you 10 seconds to walk past until you decide not to look behind you anymore.

What do you do?
A bit to late to ask now, the poor bugger is probably either dead or locked up.

Countdown

49,249 posts

225 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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wazztie16 said:
You're walking through a small town centre, it's 345am.

Early-ISH May.

You see a plain white small van parked in a public car park, 40-50 year old male sat in the driver's seat.

Engine is running. No lights on the van.

Male is looking down, looks like they could be asleep/passed out/drunk but has a headtorch on which is lit up. No interior light on.

As you walk past, you don't see their head or body move.

They could be reading a piece of paper having just completed some work, also as above, could be out of it.

It takes you 10 seconds to walk past until you decide not to look behind you anymore.

What do you do?
What were YOU doing out at 3:45am ?

Dog Biscuit

2,571 posts

26 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Ask myself wtf I'm doing wandering through a town centre at 0345hrs

After that, absolutely fk all and never give it a second thought.

Rayny

2,315 posts

230 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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normalbloke said:
Immediately post it on a Facebook local group…
Or, as in this case, wait about 11 hours before posting it on the internet.

wazztie16

Original Poster:

1,678 posts

160 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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Countdown said:
What were YOU doing out at 3:45am ?
Walking to work to start at 4am.

loskie

7,080 posts

149 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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tell us you work as a Police and are asking here.


PLEEEESE





languagetimothy

1,779 posts

191 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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I suspect someone else was in the van too... but you couldn't see their head.

Exiled Imp

833 posts

247 months

Friday 9th May 2025
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wazztie16 said:
Countdown said:
What were YOU doing out at 3:45am ?
Walking to work to start at 4am.
You’re a radio DJ?