Goose Smashes Front Door
Goose Smashes Front Door
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bad company

Original Poster:

21,920 posts

296 months

Friday 19th December 2025
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This made me laugh today, there’s a few puns in the report.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3wpwg4e0qo?a...

Super Sonic

14,646 posts

84 months

Friday 19th December 2025
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I could only see one pun in the article, but I only had a quick gander.

frisbee

5,623 posts

140 months

Friday 19th December 2025
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Bloody immigrants!

Lotobear

9,187 posts

158 months

Friday 19th December 2025
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Mustn’t have skein where it was going

Spare tyre

12,631 posts

160 months

Friday 19th December 2025
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Probably just wanted a quick gander

Russet Grange

3,146 posts

56 months

Friday 19th December 2025
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Front door this time, F-14 canopy a few years ago...

POIDH

3,851 posts

95 months

Friday 19th December 2025
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frisbee said:
Bloody immigrants!
At least it didn't arrive in a rubber boat...

Soloman Dodd

1,138 posts

72 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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That's christmas dinner sorted.

Lotobear

9,187 posts

158 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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I wonder picks up the bill for that?

languagetimothy

1,784 posts

192 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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i thought that goose is cooked

Tango13

10,147 posts

206 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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Russet Grange said:
Front door this time, F-14 canopy a few years ago...
I wonder if they uttered the words... 'Talk to me Goose'

Inbox

1,337 posts

16 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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That must have been one heck of a call to the insurance company.

Can you please explain the particulars of the incident? I would not blame the call handler if they burst out laughing.


wibble cb

4,169 posts

237 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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Goosed it, clearly

Radec

6,005 posts

77 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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I'd be spitting feathers if that happened to me.

croyde

26,461 posts

260 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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Looks like it's in a right flap!

Inbox

1,337 posts

16 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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I'm surprised the beak didn't turn up.

fooman

1,282 posts

94 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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Christmas is coming the goose is fighting back

Athlon

5,935 posts

236 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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I suspect fowl play at work.

Last Visit

3,706 posts

218 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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Lotobear said:
I wonder picks up the bill for that?
Canada I'd hope seeing as its theirs.

Inbox

1,337 posts

16 months

Saturday 20th December 2025
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Last Visit said:
Lotobear said:
I wonder picks up the bill for that?
Canada I'd hope seeing as its theirs.
Probably covered by Goose Insurance, they are real and based in Canada.