Eaten by the internet ...

[drivin_me_nuts]

Odd conversation with someone a little while ago ...

Just supposing that the internet had teeth - that every day in world it ate ten people - and those 10 people were chosen at random. The monitor would open up and just swallow them whole, no chance of escape. One minute you're here, the next you're gone with just a smiley face left on the screen by way of a thankyou..)

Would you still use the internet.

[Taita]

What in the most severe fk?

Good odds though, so yes.

[///M3]

I'd probably not use the internet then, no.

[northwest monkey]

Oh, and yes I would.

[Obi Wan]

maybe.

[Famous Graham]

Don't see why not. It's comparable to some fkwit barreling out of a sidestreet whilst driving.

Ok, maybe not the odds, but the possibility of danger in something we take for granted.

[moosepig]

[ymwoods]

I would just use my phone to browse the net. that lil screen would take years to chomp me all up!

[Beyond Rational]

I would use mirrors and a pair of binoculars, with a system of pulleys to manipulate the mouse.

Edited by Beyond Rational on Thursday 17th September 02:53

[AUDIHenry]

Beyond Rational said:

I would use mirrors and a pair of binoculars, with a system of pulleys to manipulate the mouse.

Edited by Beyond Rational on Thursday 17th September 02:53

Typical PHer.

[MitchT]

Would teach it to suck and put a pic of a nice lady on the screen

[The Riddler]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Odd conversation with someone a little while ago ...

Just supposing that the internet had teeth - that every day in world it ate ten people - and those 10 people were chosen at random. The monitor would open up and just swallow them whole, no chance of escape. One minute you're here, the next you're gone with just a smiley face left on the screen by way of a thankyou..)

Would you still use the internet.

No need to 'Just suppose' Its real and it happens!

I'm taking no chances.

[redtwin]

Surely that's the real reason firewalls were invented?

[Marf]

Beyond Rational said:

I would use mirrors and a pair of binoculars, with a system of pulleys to manipulate the mouse.

Edited by Beyond Rational on Thursday 17th September 02:53

Pff just remote desktop to a machine thats in another room

[Neil_H]

If that were true the number of internet users would fall dramatically, so those who carried on using it would find their odds of being eaten increase.

So, no I wouldn't, except for free porn.

Edited by Neil_H on Thursday 17th September 10:25

[RobCrezz]

Haha, I wonder what protection Norton internet security would give you?

[cottonfoo]

RobCrezz said:

Haha, I wonder what protection Norton internet security would give you?

Nothing, it's a collaborator. All your base and all that.

[The Moose]

This springs to mind...





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The Moose