Nigella, Snog, marry, avoid or

[FiF]

If a pearoast apologies. This had completely flown past me.

Re the question in the thread title. For me always has been avoid.

Allegations by Telegraph



Wonder what Saatchi is now thinking.

[rfoster]

Snog, Marry, and Sausage for me!

[Fishtigua]

Herb and Sausage Melange. Yum.

[kind dilbert]

I'd share a spliff with her.

[curlyks2]

Toad-in-the-hole with "special herb" dumplings.

[Zod]

kind dilbert said:

I'd share a spliff with her.

You wouldn't dare speak to her.

[HarryW]

One wood....

[Justaredbadge]

I would have thought she could be classed as a "keeper".

[DoubleSix]

Well, certainly explains why she's always baking cakes... nom nom

[RSoovy4]

Imagine this, coked up to the tits, and twenty litres of baby lotion.

Anyone who says they wouldn't needs a hormone injection.

[shep1001]

RSoovy4 said:

Imagine this, coked up to the tits, and twenty litres of baby lotion.

Anyone who says they wouldn't needs a hormone injection.

I could motorboat those till my neck snapped!

[Papa Hotel]

Who are homos who would avoid?

[joe_90]

RSoovy4 said:

Imagine this, coked up to the tits, and twenty litres of baby lotion.

Honestly, I can imagine that quite well...., and not just lines, but scarface style piles of it.

[sleep envy]

chazbaps

[john2443]

It's a bit of a worry that so far 15% have said avoid and are therefore by implication <ahem> less manly than we would expect of true PHers!

Unless female PHers have been voting and legitimately (for many) saying avoid. Damn statistics, can't trust them

[DoubleSix]

can we have some more pics of Nigella now please, thx

[blindswelledrat]

RSoovy4 said:

Imagine this, coked up to the tits, and twenty litres of baby lotion.

Anyone who says they wouldn't needs a hormone injection.

We are in total agreement although I'd replace the baby lotion with horseradish sauce.
Anyone who has tits that you could put in a headlock is a winner in my book

[Bill Carr]

Shouldn't the poll have a "Strangle" option? Er, allegedly.

[Johnnytheboy]

RSoovy4 said:

Imagine this, coked up to the tits, and twenty litres of baby lotion.

Anyone who says they wouldn't needs a hormone injection.

More to the point she'd cook you a pukka brekkie the next day.

Never underestimate the ability and willingness to cook in a partner. It's worth at least one, maybe two, cup sizes.

[Puggit]

I was a big fan of Nigella (and her big assets) until I saw her in real life.

Very deflating