Best Collective Noun for a group of Pistonhead forumites

[Buzzfan]

Who can come up with the best collective noun for a group of Pistonhead forumites?

I was reading yet another "i'm know I'm right, you're wrong" thread - this time about whether the new Porsche Panamera shooting break should be so-called with 5 doors not 3 - and thought Id kickstart this post with "A Squabble of Pistonheaders" :-)

any others ?

[Mark300zx]

A gudgeon!

[Bill]

An adenoid of PHers?

Or a pedant...

[Hitch]

A stair dominating, red bull throwing, frozen sausage hammering, secret tunneling powerfully built directorate of PHers!

I loved that secret tunnel thread.

[swisstoni]

A derision.

[pti]

Flange.

Or, a helmet.

[Riley Blue]

Surely it has to be a 'lepton'?

[HustleRussell]

A quarrel of forumites

[Leaky Valve Stem Seal]

A Shed of pistonites, shurely?

[mickthemechanic]

Board meeting

[anonymous-user]

A knob

[swisstoni]

An inconsequence.

[gazza285]

A midden...

[fathomfive]

A clutch.

[selym]

A critique.

[George111]

s.

Isn't it obvious

[swisstoni]

A urinal.

[anonymous-user]

Middleaged

[mike9009]

Jam

[fatboy b]

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