There's nothing quite like an obese person moaning ...

[funkyrobot]

.. about how hungry they are.

[MX5_Nuts]

I still need to eat darling.

[ukbabz]

MX5_Nuts said:

I still need to eat darling.

I don't

[Trophy Husband]

This one for me.



Imagine talcing up the leathery bits!

[austinsmirk]

A member of staff asked about us buying a wc seat for a bariatric person yesterday
I advised that the tenant gets off their bottom and buys one

Have these people no shame but to ask someone else to buy them a wc seat.

[lickatysplit]

I get this on a near daily basis

[Sheets Tabuer]

lickatysplit said:

I get this on a near daily basis

Surprising they find the time between constantly being out of breath, breathing through their mouths or constantly lifting up skin folds to mop up sweat with baby wipes

Lip smacking, lets not forget the god awful, constant, disgusting lip smacking when eating an apple.

I hate working in IT sometimes

[IanCress]

Sheets Tabuer said:

when eating an apple.

Is that a toffee coated apple, or deep fried?

[Calza]

IanCress said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

when eating an apple.

Is that a toffee coated apple, or deep fried?

You seem to have added the word "or" in there by mistake.

[Jasandjules]

How is it even possible to get that fat?

[LordHaveMurci]

Stupid question but do obese people actually NEED to eat more? I get that over eating made them obese before any smart alec comments.

[offspring86]

Guy I worked with was hugely overweight. He started having Weightwatchers meals at lunch. The first day he ate 3 of them. Bizarrely he never managed to lose any weight.

[Gargamel]

LordHaveMurci said:

Stupid question but do obese people actually NEED to eat more? I get that over eating made them obese before any smart alec comments.

Yes of course.

Just less

Even with enough calories stored to last a while, it would still be necessary to eat, the process of turning stored calories back to energy would require some fuel to achieve. Plus I would think it would be terrible for your digestion and stomache to simply stop, not to mention dangerous in terms of low sugar or lowered blood pressure - would cause blackouts, dizzyness etc

[anonymous-user]

offspring86 said:

Guy I worked with was hugely overweight. He started having Weightwatchers meals at lunch. The first day he ate 3 of them. Bizarrely he never managed to lose any weight.

I worked with a guy who successfully lost a shed load of weight, his methods weren't advisable, 2 week holiday to Goa where he deliberately caught dysentry, and in order to convert blubber to muscle, he used to neck a load of e's on a weekend and dance all weekend.

He reverted to a sensible diet once he had shifted the bulk.

[FN2TypeR]

offspring86 said:

Guy I worked with was hugely overweight. He started having Weightwatchers meals at lunch. The first day he ate 3 of them. Bizarrely he never managed to lose any weight.

"And because it has half as many calories, you can eat twice as much"

[FN2TypeR]

Vandenberg said:

offspring86 said:

Guy I worked with was hugely overweight. He started having Weightwatchers meals at lunch. The first day he ate 3 of them. Bizarrely he never managed to lose any weight.

I worked with a guy who successfully lost a shed load of weight, his methods weren't advisable, 2 week holiday to Goa where he deliberately caught dysentry, and in order to convert blubber to muscle, he used to neck a load of e's on a weekend and dance all weekend.

He reverted to a sensible diet once he had shifted the bulk.

He should have just stayed in the UK and taken a load of amphetamines, he'd have soon shifted a few stone without having to basically piss brown water out of his arse.

[BoRED S2upid]

LordHaveMurci said:

Stupid question but do obese people actually NEED to eat more? I get that over eating made them obese before any smart alec comments.

They would need to eat more to sustain the energy required just to move. Ever tried carrying a small child any distance? That's only 2-3 stone and your working hard imagine carrying around 10 stone or 20! Your going to be nackered and need a few mars bars.

[Vizsla]

BoRED S2upid said:

LordHaveMurci said:

Stupid question but do obese people actually NEED to eat more? I get that over eating made them obese before any smart alec comments.

They would need to eat more to sustain the energy required just to move. Ever tried carrying a small child any distance? That's only 2-3 stone and your working hard imagine carrying around 10 stone or 20! Your going to be nackered and need a few deep-fried mars bars.

EFA

[kowalski655]

austinsmirk said:

A member of staff asked about us buying a wc seat for a bariatric person yesterday
I advised that the tenant gets off their bottom and buys one

Have these people no shame but to ask someone else to buy them a wc seat.

Can they even find their bottom?

Is "bariatric person" the new PC phrase for "pie shovelling lard arse"?

[funkyrobot]

BoRED S2upid said:

LordHaveMurci said:

Stupid question but do obese people actually NEED to eat more? I get that over eating made them obese before any smart alec comments.

They would need to eat more to sustain the energy required just to move. Ever tried carrying a small child any distance? That's only 2-3 stone and your working hard imagine carrying around 10 stone or 20! Your going to be nackered and need a few mars bars.

They would use a mobility scooter and put the child in the basket. People that big don't move themselves.