'Social' folk

[Sir Lord Poopie]

Can't fathom these sociable folk. Start of the month I moved into a new place - house share type. Found myself living with a house full of slavs, think they're Romanian. Tend to congregate which I do not like. I can never understand this social crap, if they're discussing business that's OK, probably the only thing worth taking about, but they sound very animated talking about nothing more than ste most probably.

Weird to be honest. Don't think I've talked to anyone for a whole 17 days which is how it should be.

[C0ffin D0dger]

Probably talking about the weirdo that had moved in with them

[alfie2244]

Don't tell them your name whatever you do!

[dudleybloke]

Challenge them to a drinking contest. Its a great way to break the ice.

[dannyDC2]

How do you know they're slavs? Are they squatting in a group?



I hate to be that guy, but you do realise you're kinda socialising now right?

[Sir Lord Poopie]

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No I do not have friends. Hobbies? Quite a few. Cars, business, working out, making money, cooking and more.

[Sir Lord Poopie]

dannyDC2 said:

How do you know they're slavs? Are they squatting in a group?



I hate to be that guy, but you do realise you're kinda socialising now right?

I've not caught them slav-squatting, but to be fair they've been provided with chairs.

[kiethton]

Is the OP a wind-up or is he just autistic/aspergers?

Surely he can see that if anything he's the one that's being antisocial?

[10penceparalyzed]

kiethton said:

Is the OP a wind-up or is he just autistic/aspergers?

Surely he can see that if anything he's the one that's being antisocial?

I think he is trying to socialize here

[OzzyR1]

Crap troll is crap.

[Jasandjules]

Sir Lord Poopie said:

No I do not have friends. Hobbies? Quite a few. Cars, business, working out, making money, cooking and more.

Why not cook for them? Both parties happy then...

And I don't know if you realised it but as a species we are "social"...

[caelite]

dannyDC2 said:

How do you know they're slavs? Are they squatting in a group?



I hate to be that guy, but you do realise you're kinda socialising now right?

Slav's, all but that western spy on the left you mean?

[marmitemania]

Nanook said:

Sir Lord Poopie said:

No I do not have friends. Hobbies? Quite a few. Cars, business, working out, making money, cooking and more.

And you do all of these hobbies completely on your own?

Do you cook for someone? Do you go out for a drive in your car with another person that shares that hobby?

Do you go to a gym? Do you talk to people there?

All this talk of hobbies makes me want to make a flask of weak lemon drink.

[hairy]

marmitemania said:

Nanook said:

Sir Lord Poopie said:

No I do not have friends. Hobbies? Quite a few. Cars, business, working out, making money, cooking and more.

And you do all of these hobbies completely on your own?

Do you cook for someone? Do you go out for a drive in your car with another person that shares that hobby?

Do you go to a gym? Do you talk to people there?

All this talk of hobbies makes me want to make a flask of weak lemon drink.

Would you like a bourbon biscuit old man?

[marmitemania]

hairy said:

marmitemania said:

Nanook said:

Sir Lord Poopie said:

No I do not have friends. Hobbies? Quite a few. Cars, business, working out, making money, cooking and more.

And you do all of these hobbies completely on your own?

Do you cook for someone? Do you go out for a drive in your car with another person that shares that hobby?

Do you go to a gym? Do you talk to people there?

All this talk of hobbies makes me want to make a flask of weak lemon drink.

Would you like a bourbon biscuit old man?

Yes I will eat it while I quickly drink my weak lemon drink.

[Hub]

hairy said:

marmitemania said:

Nanook said:

Sir Lord Poopie said:

No I do not have friends. Hobbies? Quite a few. Cars, business, working out, making money, cooking and more.

And you do all of these hobbies completely on your own?

Do you cook for someone? Do you go out for a drive in your car with another person that shares that hobby?

Do you go to a gym? Do you talk to people there?

All this talk of hobbies makes me want to make a flask of weak lemon drink.

Would you like a bourbon biscuit old man?

ANSWER ME!

[DonkeyApple]

Sir Lord Poopie said:

No I do not have friends. Hobbies? Quite a few. Cars, business, working out, making money, cooking and more.

If you channeled your focus into just one of your hobbies then you'd be able to rent a flat on your own. Can you guess which one?

[iphonedyou]

OP lives in a house share and hobbies are, inter alia, making money and business.

Right-o.

[alfie2244]

Doubt he has his own kitchen either.........so mealtimes must be fun.

[Sir Lord Poopie]

DonkeyApple said:

If you channeled your focus into just one of your hobbies then you'd be able to rent a flat on your own.

I could rent/buy a house or flat on my own already but I prefer to live below my means for the time being as it buys me a lot more time. On reflection the slav co-habitation experience hasn't been all that bad as it's given me a brilliant idea for an invention - a product not currently in production it seems.