Olfactory alarm clocks

[spikeyhead]

Anyone got one.

Wake up to pleasant smells, and if that doesn't wake you up then it'll beep a bit too.

Which is all great, but if the stench of my morning farts can't wake me up, an neither can the rumbling growl of them, what chance have these things got?

[glazbagun]

I dunno, the smell of Bacon can usually get me out of bed even when hungover.

[2gins]

I fart.

Wife wakes up, gives me a kick.

Seems to do the trick!