'Accidentally' Pregnant? after tonight potentially FML...

[HannsG]

Wife called me a selfish prick and threw me out the room. I forgot as I got too carried away.

Got two lads already. I know she wants more but her exact response was 'You bloody find it difficult enough as it is with two you selfish prick, fk OFF!'

Made up now, but the thought of a third LOL. Total game changer I think.

Probably going to have to chop in the ST3 Wagon.

[Butter Face]

Really? Jesus H Christ. Why would you post this?

[InductionRoar]

I don't even understand the post.

[HannsG]

Butter Face said:

Really? Jesus H Christ. Why would you post this?

Fuk knows mate lol.

First thing that came into my head was SUV lol

[Sheets Tabuer]

Are you practicing the pull out method? are you Catholic? are you mental? it doesn't work...

[Wacky Racer]

Tie a knot in it.

[AdamIndy]

Billy connelly summed it up a treat. Wild horses couldn't pull me out!

That's always my excuse anyway!

[PieSlayer]

HannsG said:

Wife called me a selfish prick and threw me out the room. I forgot as I got too carried away.

Got two lads already. I know she wants more but her exact response was 'You bloody find it difficult enough as it is with two you selfish prick, fk OFF!'

Made up now, but the thought of a third LOL. Total game changer I think.

Probably going to have to chop in the ST3 Wagon.

On the sofa tonight then?

[HannsG]

PieSlayer said:

On the sofa tonight then?

Yup, it's one of those Chaise things, if I place the footstool alongside it nearly becomes a bed.

[Vaud]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Are you practicing the pull out method? are you Catholic? are you mental? it doesn't work...

Vatican roulette?


Wrap up or get the snip...

[Cold]

So neither of you are using contraception yet still willingly engaged in penetrative sex and you're the selfish one? Women are special aren't they?

[johnwilliams77]

Sounds like she will be a wonderful mother.

[Bomma220]

Aside of everything else, ST3 Wagon.

WAGON?

You Sir are Ohfivemustang AICMFP.

Fifty pee then. Alright, I'll settle for that.

[ApOrbital]

Me no understand wtf was posted,at least liverpool won

[anonymous-user]

Ive said it before and Ill say it again pop it up her hooter and this sort of thing doesn't happen

[MiniMan64]

HannsG said:

Wife called me a selfish prick and threw me out the room. I forgot as I got too carried away.

Got two lads already. I know she wants more but her exact response was 'You bloody find it difficult enough as it is with two you selfish prick, fk OFF!'

Made up now, but the thought of a third LOL. Total game changer I think.

Probably going to have to chop in the ST3 Wagon.

Quoted just in case you sober up in the morning and regret this.

[FredAstaire]

InductionRoar said:

I don't even understand the post.

When a mummy and daddy love each other very much they have a special cuddle.

[steveatesh]

FredAstaire said:

When a mummy and daddy love each other very much they have a special cuddle.

But mummy complains loudly if it doesn't go her way......

[Ari]

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[Trabi601]

techiedave said:

Ive said it before and Ill say it again pop it up her hooter and this sort of thing doesn't happen

Nasal sex.

That's quite specialist!