PH gets about

[bobtail4x4]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-ord...

[Dr Interceptor]

.... You were supposed to bang it in his grass... Not arse...

[SystemParanoia]

PH.. you have alot to answer for!!

can anyone find the first use of this reference on these hallowed boards ?

[lucido grigio]

"It was cold with a rounded end"

Ooh matron.

[ambuletz]

why would you want to 'knock down' someone in a place such as a fire station? in secondary school I went to air cadets but I gave up after afew weeks because of all the fking shouting despite following orders. it wasn't for me.

[alorotom]

Sweet lord ... I thought this was reverted for Masonic initiations only lol

[SystemParanoia]

alorotom said:

Sweet lord ... I thought this was reverted for Masonic initiations only lol

or the 200month club

[anonymous-user]

what is it with these so called straight blokes sticking things into another man anus.

[anonymous-user]

The Spruce goose said:

what is it with these so called straight blokes sticking things into another man anus.

I know it's perverted and very very weird.

[Monkeylegend]

"Later it did find a way to my bum"

Never thought I would read that in the Telegraph.