Friday caption competition

[john2443]

[AmosMoses]

Sales of 911 Targa's have really nose dived.

[generationx]

Once again PH shows contributor's pictures sideways

[alorotom]

So the sign was right ... the bridge is out

[MikeDrop]

Porsche's inaugural driverless car event hailed "huge success" by Elon Musk.

[Shakermaker]

"So I just painted what LOOKED like a tunnel onto this brick wall. I got the idea from a Road Runner cartoon I watched..."

[CypherP]

For Sale: 911 Targa Engine. Mint Condition.

[Cold]

Car crashed.

[Zetec-S]

Don't worry, that'll buff out.

[Riley Blue]

When I asked for the 'Sub of the Day' that's not quite what I meant...

[Janluke]

German remake of "Dukes of Hazzard" off to a poor start

Edited by Janluke on Friday 6th April 16:50

[bazza white]

Wife to husband - and now you know why I dont reverse park.

[alorotom]

Roads...where we’re going we don’t need... ah fk

[Doofus]

Not everyone who buys a new Porsche can flip it straight away.

[cootuk]

Cue SatNav voice...

"Top Cat's house...you have arrived at your destination"

[rossub]

“You were only supposed to blow the bluuuudy doors awf”

[rossub]

cootuk said:

Cue SatNav voice...

"Top Cat's house...you have arrived at your destination"

Very clever

[ambuletz]

i knew the value of a new car plummets once you drive it off the dealer forecourt but this is taking the piss.

[Monkeylegend]

"I told you the parking sensors weren't working properly darling"

[droopsnoot]

"No, I said leave the subway in the car."