Help - advice needed

[AW111]

Hi all.
I have a problem that I can't give any details about.
It may or may not involve a car that I may or may not own.

I know I'm in the right, and I want lots of sympathy.
No haters please, just advice.

What should I do?

[anonymous-user]

Try Facebook

[Chubbyross]

It’s going to be a lovely day today. Try going for a walk.

[Drawweight]

U ok hun?

[CanAm]

AW111 said:

Hi all.
I have a problem that I can't give any details about.
It may or may not involve a car that I may or may not own.

I know I'm in the right, and I want lots of sympathy.
No haters please, just advice.

What should I do?

Quoted for posterity because you'll :-

1. Ignore all the conflicting advice
2. Refuse to answer any questions
3. Delete the original post
4. Disappear without trace

We've met your sort before.

[Fore Left]

I think you need to chat to the bloke in the pub. He has always given me good advise previously.

There is also a bloke on here who thinks he's a lawyer but is actually a janitor at McDonalds. You need yo listen to what he says to.

I can't help unless you tell me you're inside leg measurement.

I have also spelt advice wrong so the spelling pedants can chime in.

(am I doing this right?)

Edit; damn, forgot to quote op in case he/she flounces later

AW111 said:

Hi all.
I have a problem that I can't give any details about.
It may or may not involve a car that I may or may not own.

I know I'm in the right, and I want lots of sympathy.
No haters please, just advice.

What should I do?

Edited by Fore Left on Sunday 13th September 07:32

[Saleen836]

[bristolracer]

Have you bought a car on PCP?
Has the salesman bummed your dog?

[oilslick]

well it be on to this

[Cudd Wudd]

AW111 said:

Hi all.
I have a problem that I can't give any details about.
It may or may not involve a car that I may or may not own.

Well, finding out if it’s car related is important, so we know whether you were right to start this in GG. Or whether we can lay into you for that if not. I think we should start there.

[AW111]

Cudd Wudd said:

AW111 said:

Hi all.
I have a problem that I can't give any details about.
It may or may not involve a car that I may or may not own.

Well, finding out if it’s car related is important, so we know whether you were right to start this in GG. Or whether we can lay into you for that if not. I think we should start there.

I'm waiting for a lawyer or insurance professional to post so I can tell them how wrong they are.
Or maybe a mechanic or tuner - I'm not fussy.

[Roger Irrelevant]

Whatever the problem is it is your fault. It is the way of things, as per chaper 3 verse 12 of the PH rules:

He that begats a thread saying he hath been sinned against whether he be a sinner or a sinner not shall surely a sinner be

[Cudd Wudd]

AW111 said:

I'm waiting for a lawyer or insurance professional to post so I can tell them how wrong they are.
Or maybe a mechanic or tuner - I'm not fussy.

You’ve come to the right place. We are all experts here. So pick any one of us

[valiant]

Remember to ignore advice from people who work in the profession that’ll help you and have decades of experience to draw upon.

You must listen to the bloke who spent 5 minutes on google and quotes from a Wiki page.

[evil.edna]

1) Dominate the sausages
2) Hammer cans of Red Bull into their lawn
3) Throw an open MX5 at them as you drive past
4) Wrestle the stairs into submission because you are an MMA expert
5) None of the above because it's your fault for choosing a Lotus, A110, Porsche, GT86 over any of the the others

[loskie]

don't forget the custard

[Spare tyre]

How meny spear keys it got hun

[FredericRobinson]

WD-40
Gaffer tape
Cable ties

Failing that, big hammer

[Matt_E_Mulsion]

This thread needs to get to at least nine pages of nothingness to be worthy.

[p4cks]

You should have done something differently to what you did that got you in this position