Famous People/Sports - Pun Trigger Warning

[Gargamel]

On another thread, Panamax suggested

Skier Starmer.

Which I thought was excellent. So I wondered what other famous sports / celeb mash ups are out there.

Former People's Republic of China Leader Deng Xiaoping pong.

Or perhaps

Kate Beckinsaleboatracing.

[Bob-iylho]

Keely Hawes racing

[Super Sonic]

Michael Football

[Super Sonic]

Jeffrey Archery

[5pen]

Ant & Decathlon

Lucy Liuge

Mark Kermodern-Pentathlon

Frances de La Tour de France

[StevieBee]

Rally McBeal
Golf Harris (hole in one, etc)
David Hockey

[bigandclever]

Timothy Claypolevault.

Not even a real person and he died nearly 40 years ago, deal with it.

[twing]

Vladimir Shotputin

[Gav147]

Skate Middleton

[Mammasaid]

Gary Linekerling

[Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area]

Jimmy Cricket
David Swimmer
Terry Weightlifting

[Unexpected Item In The Bagging Area]

Auric Golfinger
Alfred Lord Tennison

[Lotusgone]

DuChess of Cambridge
Squashley Jensen
Javelin-Manuel Miranda

[Monkeylegend]

James Hunt Saboteur

Lewis Hamilton Academicals

[Gargamel]

Robert DowneyHillSkiing

[Gargamel]

5pen said:

Ant & Decathlon

Lucy Liuge

Mark Kermodern-Pentathlon

Frances de La Tour de France

Respect for the Mark Kermode. Top work.

[WrekinCrew]

Kate Marathon

[Gargamel]

Duathlon Lipa

[ajprice]

Keirin Culkin

[LunarOne]

Hugo Competitive Weaving