Best ways to express surprise
Best ways to express surprise
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jonsp

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1,739 posts

185 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Bit random but came to me. My old dad used to express surprise by saying I'll go to the foot of our stairs.

Few years ago in Dallas Shania Twain concert at the Cowboys stadium. She came bounding onto the stage in a Cowboys shirt which she was wearing as a dress. Let's just say she looked good.

Guy next to me took his cowboy hat off and said well shut mah (Texas accent) mouth. His woman looked at him and I thought you're a dead man mate.

I tend to say stone the crows. Im sure somebody here has a really good way to express surprise.

Oilchange

9,687 posts

289 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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fk me! yikes

Super Sonic

14,166 posts

83 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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:0

Gary29

5,191 posts

128 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

fk!

blingybongy

4,140 posts

175 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Gadzooks

The Rotrex Kid

34,696 posts

189 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Hell up!

(or 'Ell Up) as pronounced.

Adenauer

18,982 posts

265 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Ach du dickes Ei. yikes

or

Heilige Scheiße! biggrin

s6boy

1,851 posts

254 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Lummy - only heard it once in a 2nd World War film but liked it.

By jove - uttered by my father and his brothers. Maybe taken from a comic book of the time.

Gosh - if in polite society.

Which isn't often so - fk me gets used a lot.

Roofless Toothless

7,557 posts

161 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Gary29 said:
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
And the little wee donkey!

jet_noise

6,076 posts

211 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Gary29 said:
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

fk!
The Line of Duty variant "Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey"

In polite company "Crivens".
And the less polite "Bugger me backwards with a 10' pole".

Turn7

25,676 posts

250 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Oilchange said:
fk me! yikes
This , every.single.time .

vixen1700

28,957 posts

299 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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I was quite surprised in Greece last week, walking back from the beach, looking up and enjoying the mountain, sky and sea view.

Not noticing there was a 12" hole in one of the planks making up the wooden bridge we were crossing.

All of a sudden one leg was through the hole and I was instantly 3 feet shorter in height.

"fkin' 'ell!" was the only thing to loudly come out of my mouth.

Only a graze to my left knee, but could have been worse.

Spare tyre

12,533 posts

159 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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My friend says

“Well bugger me gently “

sunbeam alpine

7,244 posts

217 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Spare tyre said:
My friend says

Well bugger me gently
Whereas one of mine says "Well fk my arse and call me Gerald"

southendpier

6,203 posts

258 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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anything by Frankie Howerd

98elise

32,494 posts

190 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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For me....
Surprise/disbelief - "Good lord"
Shock - "fk me!"

I knew a girl that would say "Jeepers". I thought it was hilarious as I've only ever heard it said by Daphne in Scooby Doo smile


durbster

12,042 posts

251 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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I've adopted some I picked up from Australians that I liked. I'm sure everyone already knows strewth and crikey of course, but there's also hooley dooley which rolls off the tongue nicely. That can pivot to the equally enjoyable Holy moly at the last second if needs be smile

Edited by durbster on Monday 29th September 15:46

Magnum 475

4,143 posts

161 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Well, bugger me sideways with a rusty tin can!


languagetimothy

1,779 posts

191 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Magnum 475 said:
Well, bugger me sideways with a rusty tin can!
or, well bugger me sideways and call me Susan


Doc Brown of course says "great Scott!"


durbster

12,042 posts

251 months

Monday 29th September 2025
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Good grief is a good one too.