"Could of" - Gah!
"Could of" - Gah!
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james_tigerwoods

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16,347 posts

227 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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Where has the oft used phrase "could of" come from - it's could have FFS!

Not a rant, per se as I'm on my way out of the office but I'm sick of seeing it

No, my own grammar isn't perfect, I know!

hugo a gogo

23,437 posts

263 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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shirley you could've worked it out?

it's people mishearing 'could've'

mouseymousey

2,642 posts

267 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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I'm with you on this, it's the most annoying error that I see on the internet.

Could of, should of, would of. So annoying!


Papa_Hotel

12,760 posts

212 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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Probably the same morons that can't spell ambulance. Amiright?

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

280 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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May I also point you towards the particularly frustrating use of the phrase;

"off of"...as in Jennifer Anniston off of Friends.

Grumble grumble.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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hugo a gogo said:
shirley you could've worked it out?

it's people mishearing 'could've'
You can see why people get it wrong all the time.

I expect in the future it will become accepted usage as the language 'evolves'. Unless we go the French way and have some kind of organisation made up of grammar bots to protect it.


james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,347 posts

227 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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Ambulance was language ignorance on my part but "could of" is poor grammar.

Or is the continuous use and subsequent PH correction that I see wrong?

sadako

7,080 posts

268 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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el stovey said:
hugo a gogo said:
shirley you could've worked it out?

it's people mishearing 'could've'
You can see why people get it wrong all the time.

I expect in the future it will become accepted usage as the language 'evolves'. Unless we go the French way and have some kind of organisation made up of grammar bots to protect it.
Yeah and look where it got them. Despite official documents being written in official french the locals are now using french with a hodgepodge of words from other languages including English. Words like "Computer" and "Weekend" are in common public use for example despite officially sanctioned equivalents being available.

If you try to enforce a language that way the language just goes stale.

BoRED S2upid

21,052 posts

270 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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Papa_Hotel said:
Probably the same morons that can't spell ambulance. Amiright?
No your very wrong.

We can spell Ambulance. In two different languages. We're clever like that.

Devilstreak

8,088 posts

211 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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TonyHetherington said:
May I also point you towards the particularly frustrating use of the phrase;

"off of"...as in Jennifer Anniston off of Friends.

Grumble grumble.
I'm aware that I got pulled up the other day for "could of", But you can blame Scott Mills "off of" radio 1 for the "off of" phrase.

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,347 posts

227 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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BoRED S2upid said:
Papa_Hotel said:
Probably the same morons that can't spell ambulance. Amiright?
No your very wrong.

We can spell Ambulance. In two different languages. We're clever like that.
As above, ambulance is also available in many other languages with other spellings too...


toasty

8,405 posts

250 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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Maybe it's like those people who spell 'definitely' as 'definately'.

Apparently it's a subtle way of indicating that they are up for toilet trading.

Either that or they're making a rather unfortunate typo.

anonymous-user

84 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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BoRED S2upid said:
Papa_Hotel said:
Probably the same morons that can't spell ambulance. Amiright?
No your very wrong.

We can spell Ambulance. In two different languages. We're clever like that.
hehe

ShadownINja

80,066 posts

312 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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james_tigerwoods said:
Where has the oft used phrase "could of" come from - it's could have FFS!

Not a rant, per se as I'm on my way out of the office but I'm sick of seeing it

No, my own grammar isn't perfect, I know!
It's the Welsh version of "could have", of course... wink

XMES RUS

1,318 posts

254 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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Tim Westwood the muva of the street thesaurus.

Evangelion

8,677 posts

208 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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BoRED S2upid said:
No your very wrong.
That should be 'No, you're very wrong.'

Innit?

elster

17,517 posts

240 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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hugo a gogo said:
shirley you could've worked it out?

it's people mishearing 'could've'
Well that wasn't hard to come to the conclusion.

The first post.

james_tigerwoods

Original Poster:

16,347 posts

227 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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elster said:
hugo a gogo said:
shirley you could've worked it out?

it's people mishearing 'could've'
Well that wasn't hard to come to the conclusion.

The first post.
Does that excuse poor written grammar then?

Eric Mc

125,675 posts

295 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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It's not an example of poor grammar.

It's an example of poor knowledge of the correct word or form of words to actually use which in turn stems from a poor English education and poor literacy skills.

escargot

17,123 posts

247 months

Tuesday 29th September 2009
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TonyHetherington said:
May I also point you towards the particularly frustrating use of the phrase;

"off of"...as in Jennifer Anniston off of Friends.

Grumble grumble.
Off of is a phrase you'll never hear me say where Jennifer Anniston is concerned.

EG, Jennifer, get off of my face. Jennifer get off of my co.... etc.