Dressing up as food and drink - ideas

[Henry Hawthorne]

Hi guys,

I've got a party next week and the theme is food and drink... The costumes have to be homemade. Any ideas?

Cheers

[RizzoTheRat]

Stick a model of the Titanic on your head and claim you're an Iceberg.

[grumbledoak]

Orange clothes, Bright green hair/wig. Say you've gone as a tomato.

[G9 NGR]

Blow up a load of green baloons and stick them all over yourself inc. your head, and go as a bunch of grapes

[Cas_P]

Buy a banana suit

[Four Cofffee]

Paint yourself reddish brown, put a broom handle up your arse: toffee apple.

[Sprouts]

mutton dressed as lamb

[Puggit]

[Los Palmas 7]

Go as a badly-packed kebab.

[poo at Paul's]

grumbledoak said:

Orange clothes, Bright green hair/wig. Say you've gone as a tomato.

Or even a carrot!!

[drivin_me_nuts]

Chocolate bar. Some pretty lass will attempt to put you in her mouth were you can melt at will.

Ultimate win win

[JamesM]

Staple pieces of steak all over yourself.

[f-fuxake]

Dress yourself head to toe in calico and go as a Cream Puff?

[srob]

Go as a turd?

[don4l]

srob said:

Go as a turd?

I'm a bit thick.
I can't quite figure out whether you think that a turd is "food" or "drink".

Do you use a straw, or perhaps, a knife and fork?


Don
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[anonymous-user]

Go completely naked with a bit of bread either side of your cock! squirt a bit of ketchup down there and go as a hot dog!

[srob]

don4l said:

srob said:

Go as a turd?

I'm a bit thick.
I can't quite figure out whether you think that a turd is "food" or "drink".

Do you use a straw, or perhaps, a knife and fork?


Don
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What are your turds made of then, if not food?

[don4l]

srob said:

don4l said:

srob said:

Go as a turd?

I'm a bit thick.
I can't quite figure out whether you think that a turd is "food" or "drink".

Do you use a straw, or perhaps, a knife and fork?


Don
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What are your turds made of then, if not food?

6 million years of evolution has given me a nose that informs me that turds are definitely not to be considered as food or drink.

Where do you feel that you stand on the evolutionary scale?


BTW I'm still wondering if you approach turds with a straw, or a knife and fork???

Don

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[mattley]

don4l said:

that you stand on the evolutionary scale?


BTW I'm still wondering if you approach turds with a straw, or a knife and fork???

Don

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Obviously it depends on the consistency of the turd.

[captainzep]

Magnolia gloss paint applied liberally all over the body provides the perfect 'mayonaise' costume.