Tramp outside my office playing harmonica badly
Tramp outside my office playing harmonica badly

Poll: Tramp outside my office playing harmonica badly

Total Members Polled: 140

Hot tar out the window: 5%
Scalding cup of coffee on the head: 12%
Lob a dead pigeon (In london so plenty): 12%
Ninja calculator slice throw: 16%
Staple gun rapid fire attack: 14%
10 reams of paper dropped in quick succession: 9%
Blind with toner cartridge: 10%
Nothing, enjoy the 'tunes': 22%
Author
Discussion

funkyol

Original Poster:

1,816 posts

249 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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What should I do, it's driving me mental!

The Riddler

6,565 posts

227 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Staple gun, but make sure you have two. And try perform a matrix style dive.

Oh, and film it.

davido140

9,617 posts

256 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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ask him if he does requests

AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

247 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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buy him a sandwich and something to drink smile

Harry Flashman

21,837 posts

272 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Sell him to the local kebab house.

T_Pot

2,542 posts

227 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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go for a fag, and start talking to him, happen to mention " i bet your here because you heard how much that other guy made the other side of the building aint you "?

Fleegle

16,710 posts

206 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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give him some money for lessons

Harry Flashman

21,837 posts

272 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Fleegle said:
give him some money for lessons
Love it.

"Now, you are going to spend this on harmonica lessons, right? Not smack?"

zac510

5,546 posts

236 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Leave some sheet msuic out, that'll tell him!

Marf

22,907 posts

271 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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zac510 said:
Leave some sheet msuic out, that'll tell him!
Not sure that would work, it sounds like the music being sheet is the problem!

getmecoat

Edited by Marf on Monday 12th October 17:52

speedychrissie

2,994 posts

269 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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do a collection around the office and get him this:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/GEOFFREY-NEW-ROSEWOOD-FULLY-...

then you will have even more incentive to move him along!

Greg_D

6,542 posts

276 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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i voted for the reams of paper, they would be the only thing that would still hurt as much by the time they reached him, the coffee would have cooled by the time it fell, and the tar, although ideal, is not the sort of thing you are likely to have a ready supply of in the average office.

If, perchance you do have some spare boiling tar, then i change my vote to that

Spiteful, me, Nooooo never

Greg

H_Kan

4,942 posts

229 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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T_Pot said:
go for a fag, and start talking to him, happen to mention " i bet your here because you heard how much that other guy made the other side of the building aint you "?
This is a brilliant idea.

Saddle bum

4,211 posts

249 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Er, can you play "Over the hills and far away"?

HowMuchLonger

3,041 posts

223 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Pidgeon:

You get silence, and he gets lunch.

J-c

419 posts

205 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Buy him a coffee or a beer tell him to clear his throat and enjoy smile

or shoot him in the foot

^ best not do that as it hurts^


AJS-

15,366 posts

266 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Couldn't you kick the st out of him? I think there's something really aesthetically pleasing, a sort of joyful decadence about a well dressed and well off venting his fury on someone far less fortunate than himself.

A note of caution though, if you're not rich, with a plummy accent and a monacle then you will just seem like a spiteful chav for beating up a tramp. Stick to hot tar.

davido140

9,617 posts

256 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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IL_JDM said:
davido140 said:
ask him if he does requests
"Excuse me mate, do you do requests?"
"Yes*"
"fk off"
I knew someone would get it! wink

Ganglandboss

8,549 posts

233 months

Euro Spec

303 posts

213 months

Monday 12th October 2009
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Harry Flashman said:
Fleegle said:
give him some money for lessons
Love it.

"Now, you are going to spend this on harmonica lessons, right? Not smack?"
laugh