What's too short...?
What's too short...?
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SydneyP

Original Poster:

224 posts

208 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Lovely girl....

4'10.5"...

Thoughts? I'm 6'1"

bored-of-coding

1,292 posts

227 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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flat head?

james_tigerwoods

16,347 posts

227 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Sounds like my mate and his wife - it works if you want it to - HTH

SydneyP

Original Poster:

224 posts

208 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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bored-of-coding said:
flat head?
Inevitable wink

But the very first response?

WorAl

10,877 posts

218 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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be able to pick her up and wk with her wink

Jackpot

355 posts

218 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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quote said:
Little People of America (LPA) defines dwarfism as a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter, among both men and women, although in some cases a person with a dwarfing condition may be slightly taller than that.
To be fair, if you like her then who gives a st?

Silverbullet767

11,303 posts

236 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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4'10.5"

Did she say the half inch, or are you adding it on?? hehe

RobCrezz

7,892 posts

238 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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SydneyP said:
Lovely girl....

4'10.5"...

Thoughts? I'm 6'1"
If she is hot, then why not!

At bed time you can throw her around like a rag doll!

rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

257 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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My mate is 6' 10" and his wife is 5' 2". Apparently that works...




... although I can't for the life of me imagine how!

WorAl

10,877 posts

218 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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rocksteadyeddie said:
My mate is 6' 10" and his wife is 5' 2". Apparently that works...




... although I can't for the life of me imagine how!

sday12

5,067 posts

241 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Low maintenance girlfriend:
(you can fold her up and put her in the bedside table after you fk her.)

Silent1

19,762 posts

265 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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If she's got no legs turn her upside down and use her as a cup holder.

ETA my OH is 6-7 inches shorther than me so when were horizontal jogging her head is at neck height so unless I arch my back it's either communication or procreation

Edited by Silent1 on Wednesday 21st October 11:32

sleep envy

62,260 posts

279 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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LukeBird

17,170 posts

239 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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roflrofl

I'm surprised it took that long!

Neil_H

15,418 posts

281 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Buy her some stilts?

And maybe a periscope for those 'intimate' times?

funkyol

1,816 posts

249 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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SydneyP said:
Lovely girl....

4'10.5"...

Thoughts? I'm 6'1"
The official / scientific term for any adult under 5'0 is a 'Pygmy'. If you are comfortable going out with a Pygmy then I say go fo it smile

Neil_H

15,418 posts

281 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Careful if you go on a beach holiday with her...


rocksteadyeddie

7,971 posts

257 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Neil_H said:
Careful if you go on a beach holiday with her...

Three heads might be handy though...

cornishgirl

1,692 posts

222 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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Silverbullet767 said:
4'10.5"

Did she say the half inch, or are you adding it on?? hehe
I'm 5'2.5" - believe me when you are little, an extra half inch is very important! wink

st_files

5,443 posts

211 months

Wednesday 21st October 2009
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On the plus side she'll always be wearing heels, which as any man knows can only be a good thing...