Why is it that women...

[Cactussed]

...always decide to bring up something they want to talk about, RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP????!!

You've hd the entire day and the evening to talk about this crap. If its waited this long, it can wit till morning. Really.

[bob1179]

Or they do it just as something you want to watch on telly is starting.

For gods sake woman, wait until the adverts!

[Hugo a Gogo]

because they like to talk after sex

[blinkythefish]

This is my number 1 hate. I have found investing in earplugs and just going to sleep works, although it doesn't make for a cheerful morning.............

Oh and have a spare duvet handy by the sofa.

[Don]

Cactussed said:

...always decide to bring up something they want to talk about, RIGHT WHEN YOU'RE JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP????!!

You've hd the entire day and the evening to talk about this crap. If its waited this long, it can wit till morning. Really.

Just go to sleep.

After the first fifteen years they begin to get the hint.

[Puggit]

There's normally a correlation between how tired you are/how late it is and how important the subject is too...

[ascayman]

just go off to sleep, if your mrs is anying like mine it'll be 2 hours before she takes a breath an realises your not listening.

[rocksteadieeddie]

All part of the rich psychological tapestry that makes up The Mental

[Justayellowbadge]

This is the real reason men are obsessed with threesomes.

They can chat to each other afterwards and you can get some kip.

[TheDetailDoctor]

Or during the last 3 laps of the last Grand Prix.

Or during sex.

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

TheDetailDoctor said:

Or during sex.

you're obviously boring the st out of her then

[Silverbullet767]

TheDetailDoctor said:

Or during sex.

Oh that reminds me, I forgot to buy chipolata sausages!

[Project 644]

Puggit said:

There's normally a correlation between how tired you are/how late it is and how important the subject is too...

And it's a downwards slope on the graph.

[Don]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

TheDetailDoctor said:

Or during sex.

you're obviously boring the st out of her then

Luckily that doesn't matter.

[Nolar Dog]

You lot have some strange women.















"That's rich coming from you ND!"
"Spot the irony!"
"Well, you'd know about strange women ND!"
"How would you know how women behave ND?"


There. Think I've more or less covered all the "comedic quips" there so jog on.

[bigdods]

Hugo a Gogo said:

because they like to talk instead of after sex

EFA

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

Don said:

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

TheDetailDoctor said:

Or during sex.

you're obviously boring the st out of her then

Luckily that doesn't matter.

especially for men of a 'certain' age

[sleep envy]

Nolar Dog said:

You lot have some strange women.

"That's rich coming from you ND!"
"Spot the irony!"
"Well, you'd know about strange women ND!"
"How would you know how women behave ND?"


There. Think I've more or less covered all the "comedic quips" there so jog on.

do you suffer from ADD?

[TheDetailDoctor]

Ahhh Moneypenny said:

TheDetailDoctor said:

Or during sex.

you're obviously boring the st out of her then

How very rude.

[Nolar Dog]

sleep envy said:

do you suffer from ADD?

No. You?