The Tooth Fairy

[Ayahuasca]

Just found an old note to the TF from my then six year old son:

note said:

Hi Toothfairy, deep in the contence of this envolope are two teeth. My 5 top things I want are:

1) £5
2) a curly-wurly
3) a coke
4) sweets
5) a flat screen TV

Well, if you don't ask...

[oldbanger]

aren't nos 2-4 the reasons for the 2 teeth falling out in the first place?

[Ayahuasca]

Probably.

[Cara Van Man]

Mine gets 50p and can like it or lump it!

[hidetheelephants]

Cara Van Man said:

Mine gets 50p and can like it or lump it!

Wow, the recession's really biting; I used to get 50p per tooth, and that's 20-odd years ago...Thanks mum and dad.

[thedot]

i never had a tooth fairy

[AyBee]

Love how it's been casually tacked onto the end in the hope you don't notice

I used to get 50p per tooth and that was only 15 years ago.....

[Penny-lope]

My son's last tooth to fall out, fell out at his grans, who promptly lost it!

So his dad gave him £2, and said it was from the 'Father Fairy'