Tonight's caption competition......

[Wacky Racer]

[Poledriver]

Ozzy has a slash at the dinner table!

[cambiker71]

More tea, vicar?

Edited by cambiker71 on Wednesday 18th November 22:02

[Wacky Racer]

One lump or two?

[johnnywgk]

Corr, look at them. Cup cakes.

Edited by johnnywgk on Thursday 19th November 08:57

[Famous Graham]

Not a caption, but fk me, Slash has got porky.

(says the man scoffing a garage sandwich after several pints of "Have a stone" lager.

[LukeBird]

A fine example of sweater meat there...

[Mobsta]

The velvet revolver wanted cócking after the two-cups were served...

[SeeFive]

[brummie accent]Yer, oi'll ave a couple o' them lumps please luv[/brummie accent]

[ScottishSamurai]

"so I says to Sharon I says..."

[XJSJohn]

The waitress certainly was not wearing an outfit last time i ate at the Dorchester!!!!!