50th Birthday

[AlRaven]

Wife wants to get me something for 50th, her suggestion was a watch but I've already got a decent one - any other thoughts? budget up to £1000, something to keep rather than experience day thing ideally.

[zakelwe]

MBH will remember what he got 200 years ago, ask him.

Andy

[Man-At-Arms]

coke and hookers

[iggletiggle]

Man-At-Arms said:

coke and hookers

this..

you'll be itching from the hookers for years

[AlRaven]

Is that classed as an "experiece day" thing then?

Do you get a DVD afterwards?

[Man-At-Arms]

AlRaven said:

Do you get a DVD afterwards?

and a visit to the clap clinic

[madrob6]

MX-5

HTH

[A911DOM]

Nice camera?

(should fall in nicely with the coke and hookers idea as a momento)


Perhaps a weekend to one of the better distilleries / vineyards - select a few special keepsakes whilst you're there.


Ride on lawn mower - Gonna be hard work pushing the old jobby round the garden soon

[Mattygooner]

Life Scan, it's like an MOT for your body..

You might then go for a clean inside and out afterwards and perhaps a wax to get all shiney.....