There are some *really* weird people in this world...

[jep]

Man has sexual fetish for slurry...

Giving yourself a hand shandy whilst covering yourself in cow sh*t is not my idea of normal


Wonder if the police told people to "Moo-ve along, there's nothing to see here" when they came to arrest the bloke?

[tossbag]

He's really in the st now then.

[mybrainhurts]

He said it beefs it up....

[North West Tom]

Coward.

[mybrainhurts]

How Now Brown Cowst...

[mybrainhurts]

He must be friesian his nuts off in this weather...

[tossbag]

mybrainhurts said:

He must be friesian his nuts off in this weather...

Awesome

[maser_spyder]

That's quite amooooosing if you think about it.

[Corpulent Tosser]

Charlios you can't be serious !

[Tunku]

Sounds like he will be doing this for heifer and heifer.

[mybrainhurts]

Udder tosser...

[Corpulent Tosser]

Hay, I resemble that !

[Corpulent Tosser]

mybrainhurts said:

He must be friesian his nuts off in this weather...

Maybe he should try a Jersey then.

[Digby]

They should milk this story for all it's worth.

A modern day Humphrey?

[Magog]

In these straightened times the farmer really should have tried prostituting his slurry, where there's muck there's a brass and all that. I'm suprised the punishment's so harsh though,I would have thought for an offence like this he'd just get a slap on the wrist and then a pat on the back.

[Waynester]

Sounds like a load of 'bull' to me!

How/why were the family left terrified?

[Digby]

Magog said:

In these straightened times the farmer really should have tried prostituting his slurry, where there's muck there's a brass and all that. I'm suprised the punishment's so harsh though,I would have thought for an offence like this he'd just get a slap on the wrist and then a pat on the back.

Don't have a cow, man!

[HOGEPH]

"Slurry seems to be the hardest word"

[Evangelion]

I was going to post a bovine-related pun in this thread, but I refuse to cow down and follow the herd.

[ol]

He won't be doing that again in a slurry...