Caption Competition

[WorAl]

Shamelessly stolen from another thread, but look at the bloke who is sitting next to him.

Edited by WorAl on Wednesday 2nd December 16:22

[Famous Graham]

"Waffer thin mint?"

[Ayahuasca]

I call 'shop' - the armrest by the aisle is normally fixed, so unless it is holding his mighty cheeks apart, where is it?

[Sixpackpert]

I would say it is holding his mighty cheeks apart.

[chunkymonkey71]

"You fat fker."

Not very original I know...

[petersLUFC]

"have you guffed?"

[MynameisRob]

"You gonna eat that mate?"

[Dakkon]

So fat he took up three threads on PH

[RDMcG]

Don't you enjoy these wide-bodied aircraft?

[robinhood21]

Does my bum look big in this seat?

[North West Tom]

"Thank god nobody on this plane has their camera out. If they did, i'd be an immediate Caption Competetion."

[Ahhh Moneypenny]

erm.. escuse me mate can you take my wife from the cheeks of your arse you just crushed her

[Cara van man]

"....excuse me, stewardess....I think I'm suffering from some decompression bloating......."

[silverthorn2151]

Fat to thin: "you did remember to pack the boots and thongs for the Pride March didn't you?"

Thin to fat: "of course, and you have the bodystockings don't you?"

[AndyAudi]

How to guarantee banging an Air Hostess

Edited by AndyAudi on Wednesday 2nd December 19:15

[Famous Graham]

The cabin crew rued the day they started referring to passengers as self-loading freight.

[M400 NBL]

Well they wouldn't let me take 40kgs of of food.....so I ate it.

[Hammer67]

Captain: Why won`t this fking thing take off?

[TheEnd]

I seen a peanut stand, heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye
But I be done seen 'bout ev'rything
When I see a elephant fly

[The Hypno-Toad]

You looked a lot thinner in those denim shorts.