If you were allowed one punch. Just one. Who would it be??

[Emsman]

Mainly as im bored......

No risk to job/family/criminal record.

One knockout punch.

Who is it for?

Half of me says Mandelson, the other half says Bill Oddie

Over to you................

[cazzer]

Al Gore

• thread closed*

[Penny-lope]

Mr Broadfoot

[illmonkey]

Alan Partridge said:

Mr. B. Ody, this is Bill Oddie. It's not a prank call. Why have you put it on there?

Well, we thought it looked like 'body'.

What's rude about a body?

Tits?

Any excuse.

[dirty boy]

Alex 'fking' Reid

utter plank

and I have no idea why i've been watching "i'm almost a celebrity big brother" either.

sorry

[NotNormal]

That idiot singing on the Go Compare advert


Arrrghhhh i've even got the poxy tune in my head after writing the above.

[GreenDog]

Daniella Westbrook - can't stand her so a good hard punch in her babymaker would make me feel so much better

[Swilly]

YOU

[chunkymonkey71]

illmonkey said:

Alan Partridge said:

Mr. B. Ody, this is Bill Oddie. It's not a prank call. Why have you put it on there?

Well, we thought it looked like 'body'.

What's rude about a body?

Tits?

Any excuse.

Watched all of series 2 last night. Pure class!!!

DAN!!! DAN!!! DAN!!!

[Swilly]

...AND YOUR MUM

Edited by Swilly on Wednesday 13th January 12:06

[Justayellowbadge]

This does seem to come up as a topic fairly frequently.

My answer, as ever, remains the same.

[Emsman]

6 replies and not one mention of Tim Westwood?

[mat13]

Piers Morgan

the smug tt

[4hero]

Philip Schofield

[lawrence567]

Emsman said:

6 replies and not one mention of Tim Westwood?

Or Gordon Brown

[Poledriver]

Golden Brown...But I may not be able to limit it to one punch!

[Wayne King]

Lady Gaga.

[isee]

Scott Alexander

[Monki]

Cheryl Cole Annoying talentless tart

[southendpier]

Wayne King said:

Lady Gaga.

you should just poke her face