Urban Maths

[Caruso]

Are all these true?

1. 2+2=4
2. 2x2=4 (wtf! how can that be true if 1. is also true???)
3. Square root of 4 is 2 (doesn't sound right to me)
4. 2 squared = 4 (teachers are just taking the piss now!)

[cymtriks]

And two square foot is not the same area as two foot squared.

Two square foot is actually a square area about 17 x 17 inches.

[Shay HTFC]

A Hollands Pie is 3.142 times better than a baguette.

[northwest monkey]

I went to a grammar school & can confirm that 1.2 + 2 = 3.2

I'm like Stephen Hawkings me just fatter & a bit less mobile.

[Poledriver]

BAHN-STORMA said:

Caruso said:

1. 2+2=4

I thought 1+3=4

No,No, NO! 12/3=4 everyone knows that!

[T89 Callan]

As Howard Wallowitz once put it:

"I'm a horny engineer, I never joke about sex or maths"

[Parrot of Doom]

Caruso said:

Are all these true?

1. 2+2=4

1.2 + 2 = 3.2

[Vipers]

cymtriks said:

Two square foot is actually a square area about 17 x 17 inches.

I can see your an engineer no one else would think of that one, well done.

Edited by Vipers on Friday 29th January 07:37