Door-to-door fish sales.
Door-to-door fish sales.
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Manks

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28,176 posts

253 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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I am not sure why but we have begun getting a lot of door-to-door fish sales people knocking on our door. This is annoying because not only are we modest consumers of fish, the sellers seem to be an arsey bunch who don't like taking no for an answer.

Six months or so ago one such white-coated fish seller knocked on and reeled of his sales pitch but when I politely declined he turned around and swore at me as he walked up the path. So I went after him. He rounded on me and shouted someting like, "do you want some then, do you" whilst ripping off his white coat. On balance I presumed that he was not referring to fish by this time, so I calmly stood my ground and asked him to repeat what he'd said. When it became apparent that I wasn't about to cave in he suddenly became contrite, apologised and picked up his coat.

Today, again, different firm of fish sellers. Again, the bloke didn't like the polite "no thank you, we're OK for fish" and glared at me as he strode off.

What is it with these people? Is the door-to-door fish sales business where agressive ar5eholes go to earn a wage or is my refusing to buy fish at the door a deeply unreasonable thing to do?

Manks


Usmanov

9 posts

200 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Hmmmm, Sounds fishy!

Ayahuasca

27,590 posts

310 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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My Cod, sounds like a right shark. What kind of plaice do you live?

DavesFlaps

683 posts

222 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Sounds like a load of pollocks to me.

ScottishSamurai

8,176 posts

207 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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What is their problem? I doubt they would like it if a bunch of pikes went to their plaice trying to shell fish.

lawrence567

7,507 posts

221 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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The guy sounds like a bit of a difficult sole to deal with.

sunnygym

1,082 posts

206 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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And all this happened at your plaice ? you should have punched him for the halibut

dougc

8,241 posts

296 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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What cod you have done to make him hake you so much?

Cactussed

5,364 posts

244 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Jeez, we're all having a whale of a time with this one
(yes yes, not technically a fish, I know).

Gargamel

16,414 posts

292 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Sorry to hear he had a chippy attitude.



WorAl

10,877 posts

219 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Does sound like a bit of an arsole, should have battered him.

Edited by WorAl on Wednesday 28th April 15:21

uuf361

3,184 posts

253 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Perhaps they just want to batter you when you don't buy their goods.......getmecoat

It would be easy for me, since I don't like any fish so would be able to simply say I hate them all! biggrin

Arese

21,386 posts

218 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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What a .

GTIR

24,741 posts

297 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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As long as you didn't bendover and bare your sole to them. Nothing worse than people who pearch in their vans selling fish especially when they have mullets. And herrings.






Oh dear.



Ayahuasca

27,590 posts

310 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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He sounds a dab hand at musselling in.



Size Nine Elm

5,167 posts

315 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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He's just got a sales target and has to fillet.

Odie

4,187 posts

213 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Also be warey that they may try to scam you with a "my vans broken down, do you want some cheap fish" line.

chunkymonkey71

13,187 posts

229 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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Sounds like a right prick.

I know theres no fish connection there... just airing my views! :-)

ukwill

10,283 posts

238 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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this could run and run...

Progressive

1,288 posts

220 months

Wednesday 28th April 2010
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I would never buy fish, or any food from these 'sales people'. Even if, for some ridiculous reason you wanted some fish, or just bought it to get rid of them you have shot yourself in the foot because then they will be back, every week.

My dad said yes to a pikey looking bloke looking to cut our front hedge. He still comes back every summer 20 years later.