CV makes my day......

[beanbag]

I spent the morning reviewing candidates for a position in my team and came across a classic.....

A chap who genuinely has the surname fker!!!



He wasn't much of a match but poor chap! Apparantly he's also incredibly competent in "Messenger". A core skill these days it seems!!

[soad]

Messenger skills = txt speak

[Steamer]

He does sound like an unfortunate case...

...is that his photo you pixellated? It looks like Mr Potato Head!!

[Cock Womble 7]

Please, un-blur the rest of it.

[soad]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Please, un-blur the rest of it.

Ditto.

Blur his personal details/photo to be fair - but let us see his actual CV though.

[Cara van Man]

I don't think you should be posting any details of his CV.

Is it not Private and confidential??

[beanbag]

Not a chance I'll un-blur the rest of it. Although the surname had to be shared.

Imagine his poor mum! "Mother fker".....

Edited by beanbag on Wednesday 12th May 14:27

[mcbook]

Surely you would change it?

Who cares about family history with that name.

[AyBee]

Not as bad as the CV received by a guy I know the other day. Everything about the CV was fine - but she sent it from a different email address....one which included the names 'captain' and 'rugmuncher'

[zac510]

Poor fker, what's his nationality?

[Cara van Man]

beanbag said:

Not a chance I'll un-blur the rest of it. Although the surname had to be shared.

Imagine his poor mum! "Mother fker".....

Edited by beanbag on Wednesday 12th May 14:27

Imagine the response at the christening.......

Vicar: "....we are here today to celebrate the christening of Baby fker..."

[Lord Pikey]

zac510 said:

Poor fker, what's his nationality?

Austrian at a guess. Similar to the town of the same name

[bigandclever]

It is isn't it

[beanbag]

Yup he's Austrian, but not from where you think.....

[wagon and horses]

bigandclever said:

It is isn't it

[Cock Womble 7]

beanbag said:

Yup he's Austrian, but not from where you think.....

What, Austria?

[plg]

beanbag said:

Yup he's Austrian, but not from where you think.....

Vienna?

[Lord Pikey]

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&a...


bks, cant get it to work.

just type fking, Austria into Google maps

Edited by Lord Pikey on Wednesday 12th May 14:59

[TUS 373]

I worked with a German chap called Dr Eckhard fk. It means fox in their language.

Funniest things were: how he answered the phone, which would simply be: "fk. Good morning", and emailing, with any reference to his existence, which would get swear filtered.

[philthy]

TUS 373 said:

I worked with a German chap called Dr Eckhard fk. It means fox in their language.

Funniest things were: how he answered the phone, which would simply be: "fk. Good morning", and emailing, with any reference to his existence, which would get swear filtered.

Close, it's Fuchs.