Men, do you cross your legs?

[Arese]

Well, do you?

I see men crossing their legs and I don't understand how it's possible. I don't ever want to do it, because I'm a proper man and I usually sit with my legs slightly agape, and one bk either side of the seam of my pants.

If you do, how the hell do you manage it? Where do your 'nads lie? Do you 'hoik' them up before crossing your legs so they sit on your thigh? Or do you crush them in between your legs?

Genuinely interested.

It's been a slow day

[Silent1]

I cross, them but only as much as resting my ankle on my other knee, not a full on nutcracker.

[Summertime]

I cross my ankles/feet HtH.

[Arese]

Well I don't mean at the ankles, because that wouldn't affect your bks unless you're Buster Gonad.

[GTIR]

I've only ever crossed my legs once, when I read Nolar Dog's thread.

[working class]

No cos i have 2 huge watermelons for bks that drag on the floor when i walk!

Hence 7 times a day.

[Benjybh]

Can we assume that were talking one-knee-on-top-t'other crossing? In that case, no. Ankle to knee crossing is acceptable.

[Arese]

Benjybh said:

Can we assume that were talking one-knee-on-top-t'other crossing? In that case, no. Ankle to knee crossing is acceptable.

Yes, please do assume that.

[sleep envy]

Arese said:

Well, do you?

I see men crossing their legs and I don't understand how it's possible. I don't ever want to do it, because I'm a proper man and I usually sit with my legs slightly agape, and one bk either side of the seam of my pants.

If you do, how the hell do you manage it? Where do your 'nads lie? Do you 'hoik' them up before crossing your legs so they sit on your thigh? Or do you crush them in between your legs?

Genuinely interested.

It's been a slow day

don't buy such tight trousers

hth

[Ari]

Hoist first.

[grumbledoak]

Can't.

Short, fat thighs, sadly.

[Summertime]

Arese said:

Well, do you?

I see men crossing their legs and I don't understand how it's possible. I don't ever want to do it, because I'm a proper man and I usually sit with my legs slightly agape, and one bk either side of the seam of my pants.

If you do, how the hell do you manage it? Where do your 'nads lie? Do you 'hoik' them up before crossing your legs so they sit on your thigh? Or do you crush them in between your legs?

Genuinely interested.

It's been a slow day

So what you are saying is that you have big nut sacks ?
Try POF

[SmoothRB]

I'm insecure about my masculinity so purposefully don't cross.

[hooperpride]

Ari said:

Hoist first.

at some point every man must learn this lesson

[anonymous-user]

ability to do so depends on thigh length and diameter and possibly hip width also.

[silverthorn2151]

I see this on the Tube most days. Without exception, those that do are weedy nerds with legs like pipe cleaners. No real man should be able to do this.

[anonymous-user]

i reckon right, that actually what determines "a real man" is actually actions and not appearance.

[Laurel Green]

I think it depends on the cut of the cloth to be honest, but, have managed on the odd occasion to cross them.

ETA: Numb-nuts are winning @ 59%

Edited by Laurel Green on Thursday 20th May 18:44

[Arese]

So two thirds of PH 'men' cross their legs? Bunch of hams.

[Pothole]

I can't. I have big bks but I'm lardy too. Never could cross them as much as some contemporaries even at 10 stone