Customs confiscate fags - why?
Customs confiscate fags - why?
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Simpo Two

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93,063 posts

296 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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Just been watching a TV programme about an HMRC vessel stopping ships and looking for fags.

The vessel costs millions of pounds to buy, and millions more to upkeep. The crew will also cost millions of pounds in salaries.

That's three lots of millions of pounds that Joe Taxpayer has to pay - for some fags to be confiscated and incinerated.

Frankly, why are we bothering? Don't we have better things to spend our National Debt on - like looking after our old folk - who've paid tax all their lives?

Edited by Simpo Two on Friday 21st May 20:57

TheEnd

15,370 posts

219 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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yea, or out catching real criminals!

V8mate

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220 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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Any cigars?

HOGEPH

5,249 posts

217 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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Simpo Two said:
Just been watching a TV programme about an HMRC vessel stopping ships and looking for fags.
Hello Sailor!

The Riddler

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228 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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HOGEPH said:
Simpo Two said:
Just been watching a TV programme about an HMRC vessel stopping ships and looking for fags.
Hello Sailor!
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Well spotted.

Simpo Two

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296 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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'Join the Navy and feel a man' as the saying goes...


Madness how this country uses foreign EC rules to shaft its own people.

WhoseGeneration

4,090 posts

238 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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Simpo Two said:
Just been watching a TV programme about an HMRC vessel stopping ships and looking for fags.

The vessel costs millions of pounds to buy, and millions more to upkeep. The crew will also cost millions of pounds in salaries.

That's three lots of millions of pounds that Joe Taxpayer has to pay - for some fags to be confiscated and incinerated.

Frankly, why are we bothering? Don't we have better things to spend our National Debt on - like looking after our old folk - who've paid tax all their lives?

Edited by Simpo Two on Friday 21st May 20:57
Erm, don't you understand, the fact that you've watched a TV programme about it should tell you.
Bit like Road Wars.


Simpo Two

Original Poster:

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296 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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You're right, but it still obviously happens. If they sold the fags to raise money for something useful I wouldn't mind so much!

Teppic

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288 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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Simpo Two said:
Just been watching a TV programme about an HMRC vessel stopping ships and looking for fags.

The vessel costs millions of pounds to buy, and millions more to upkeep. The crew will also cost millions of pounds in salaries.

That's three lots of millions of pounds that Joe Taxpayer has to pay - for some fags to be confiscated and incinerated.

Frankly, why are we bothering? Don't we have better things to spend our National Debt on - like looking after our old folk - who've paid tax all their lives?

Edited by Simpo Two on Friday 21st May 20:57
What was the programme, and did they name the vessel?

Simpo Two

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Friday 21st May 2010
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'Sea Patrol UK', Ch 5 8.00pm.



Similar to 'Penzance Veterinary Lifeboat Constabulary' but with military uniforms nuts




hidetheelephants

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224 months

Friday 21st May 2010
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Some idiot didn't keep the fags in the bonded store where they are supposed to be, so they get confiscated. 'Tis the law, but being a sailor if it were me I'd have just given them a bking and sent them on their way.