Datchet
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Prisoner 24601

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661 posts

74 months

Wednesday 25th March
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Does anyone here live in, or near, Datchet?

It would appear that any major M25 issues around Heathrow, which happen very often, then loads of cars get diverted through the surrounding villages. You can witness all the cars following one another like lemmings, as we all use the same shared Sat Nav platform.

Anyway, that's not the reason for the post, I wanted to find out why there are two fish and chip shops next to one another, and whether they both do a good trade. I also wanted to know more about the junction just before Datchet, which seems to have a wasteland of caravans and detritus. Opposite which is a small collection of semi permanent homes, low rise, but with huge gates. Presumably a semi permanent travelers site.

Roofless Toothless

7,333 posts

158 months

Wednesday 25th March
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There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.

paua

8,290 posts

169 months

Wednesday 25th March
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Roofless Toothless said:
There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.
Farage has a fish shop? wink

languagetimothy

1,704 posts

188 months

Wednesday 25th March
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Roofless Toothless said:
There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.
is their sausage in batter skinless?

LunarOne

7,166 posts

163 months

Wednesday 25th March
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I live a few miles away. Tried one once but shortly after I placed my order, a bunch of people with foul mouths and even fouler smells came in. One of their vehicles' engines must have pooed on them or something. I couldn't get away fast enough. The food was below par too.

Glassman

24,767 posts

241 months

Wednesday 25th March
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languagetimothy said:
Roofless Toothless said:
There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.
is their sausage in batter skinless?
The saveloy vey isn't.

Prisoner 24601

Original Poster:

661 posts

74 months

Wednesday 25th March
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well, i'm pleased my thread raised a few smiles smile

Landlubber

669 posts

75 months

Wednesday 25th March
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Do they take tips?

MDMA .

10,420 posts

127 months

Wednesday 25th March
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Landlubber said:
Do they take tips?
Leave the chips in the fryer for another minute.

TVR Sagaris

1,366 posts

258 months

Wednesday 25th March
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Could you give us some Streetview images, OP? Would like to get a better sense of Datchet.

Stick Legs

8,688 posts

191 months

Wednesday 25th March
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"Getting off at Datchet won't help you!"



How to get ahead in advertising, 1989.

HairyMaclary

3,773 posts

221 months

Wednesday 25th March
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I recall that the humble Dachshund is from Datchet.

Prisoner 24601

Original Poster:

661 posts

74 months

Thursday 26th March
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TVR Sagaris said:
Could you give us some Streetview images, OP? Would like to get a better sense of Datchet.
Hi - no, sorry. I think it would take me twice as long to go through and take 2-3 screnshots, as it would for you to access google streetview and have a mooch around. Search for Drunken Fish. See which one has better google reviews.

vikingaero

12,723 posts

195 months

Thursday 26th March
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An Adidas and Puma standoff?

vikingaero

12,723 posts

195 months

Thursday 26th March
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Having wasted a few seconds of my life looking at these two fish and chip shops on Google Maps, I've found an Chinese/Indian fusion restaurant called Wok N' Rolls: https://woknrolls.co.uk/food-menu just down the road from these Fish and Chip shops.

Blib

47,527 posts

223 months

Thursday 26th March
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Roofless Toothless said:
There are a lot of Jewish people live in Datchet. One of the fish shops is Ofthodox and the other is Reform.
Sephardic Jewish immigrants brought the specific fish frying method used in chippies to the UK when they were expelled from Spain & Portugal in the 1600s.


croyde

25,938 posts

256 months

Thursday 26th March
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In London not Ratchet, I've seen ......

Thank Cod For Chips.

In Cod We Trust.

Glassman

24,767 posts

241 months

Thursday 26th March
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Do they do rissoles?

Rich Boy Spanner

1,825 posts

156 months

Thursday 26th March
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Prisoner 24601 said:
Does anyone here live in, or near, Datchet?

I also wanted to know more about the junction just before Datchet, which seems to have a wasteland of caravans and detritus. Opposite which is a small collection of semi permanent homes, low rise, but with huge gates. Presumably a semi permanent travelers site.
A lot of the area around Heathrow has a lot of caravans used by workers when on shift but who live elsewhere in the country. I knew a few who have done it, some for years on end. The low tax contractor salaries made it worthwhile.

king arthur

7,774 posts

287 months

Thursday 26th March
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croyde said:
In London not Ratchet, I've seen ......

Thank Cod For Chips.

In Cod We Trust.
In Watford there used to be two fish and chip shops, one called The Codfather, the other called Codfather 2.