Oim Lookin fur a lan rover!

[convert]

Found this gem on ebay...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1979-LAND-ROVER-88-Diesel-En...

The description is fantastic:-

local yokel said:

Land Rover 1979

She runs, chaynges geer, terns and stops, stored in my there barn, and has bin for yeers, but any one hoo wishes to cum and ave a look at her can awlso drive it about the grass.

Engin is won of them their deesels, starts good and tiks over quwite nicelee, Thats gotta be wurf at a round £200

No MOT or TAX

Have got one of them their overdrives witch is probbably wurf another £200??

Wood deffinetlley want some weldin for MOT as well as other things no douwt, mite only be worth brakeing, I supose it all depends how much time yer willin to spend on her, but theirs plenty of good bits on her to re-use or sell on tu sumone else who mite even be one of those Land rover enfuseiasts.

I will be wonting £50 non refundobol deposet wivin 24 hour of end of orcshun. Then I wil be wontin the rest of it wen yer cum and get it. or pay for all on it throuhgh pay pal.

Yes the vehicle is located in Norfolk.

[NitroNick]

Surely a piss take?

[Mars]

NitroNick said:

Surely a piss take?

Given that the seller has sold over 200 other items, I'd say so.

[Fastra]

NitroNick said:

Surely a piss take?

..of course it is!

"won of them their deesels" indeed.

[RicksAlfas]

It's not one of nervy's adverts is it?

Where is he these days anyway?