What would you make of this?

[essexplumber]

Driving in Milton Keynes today I saw a red Vectra, bit done up lowered etc. On the bottom of the rear bumper it was some stick on writing "I'd rather drive a Vauxhall than a Ford" but the best bit was at the top of the rear window in big fk off red letters "Paul bass-junky Adams add me on Facebook"

What the fk is that all about? Is the guy desperate for freinds? Women? Or is he expecting glowing reviews on his driving or choice of car?

I think he is leaving himself open to lots of piss taking myself.

Edited by essexplumber on Thursday 14th October 19:05

Edited by essexplumber on Thursday 14th October 19:06

[Beyond Rational]

Paul Bass-junkie Adams said:

"Ride Low in the veccy its all about the scrapin,
Leave your teeth shakin,
And councils pavment replacing,
you cruise over speedbumps we cant even make it on, sounding like a DJ dropped a mix and matched it wrong"

[ludicrous speed]

lol

[essexplumber]

Beyond Rational said:

Paul Bass-junkie Adams said:

"Ride Low in the veccy its all about the scrapin,
Leave your teeth shakin,
And councils pavment replacing,
you cruise over speedbumps we cant even make it on, sounding like a DJ dropped a mix and matched it wrong"

Thats him, where did you find that, I'm not on FB? What an absolute cock

[essexplumber]

Which one is he dya reckon? Both look like mongs to me.

[Fabiao]

Epic fail!

'I'd rather push a Vauxhall THEN drive a Ford'

[Flintstone]

essexplumber said:

Driving in Milton Keynes...

There. You lost me right there.

[43034]

[Jonny_693]

essexplumber said:

Which one is he dya reckon? Both look like mongs to me.

I'm wondering that too. The dead one or the disabled one?

[Conor D]

Fabiao said:

Epic fail!

'I'd rather push a Vauxhall THEN drive a Ford'

Holy st!

[DanGPR]

Think that just beats the Mk5 Escort Cabriolet that i saw recently, that was pretty chavved , with "GO ON THEN SMALL DICK PASS ME!!!!" in 2 inch high letters across the rear window...

[Bowler]

Fabiao said:

Epic fail!

'I'd rather push a Vauxhall THEN drive a Ford'

MK Plankton....


Not that all people from, errr, well, you know what I mean...

[FreeLitres]

What an idiot!

Everyone knows that Twitter is the *in* thing...

[zippyprorider]

lol

[badboyburt]

lmao epic fail

[Cost Captain]

you're all missing the point. usually, he pushes his vauxhall around as exercise, then he drives around in a ford.

hence, he'd rather push a vauxhall then drive a ford.

hardly difficult....

[2 Wycked]

DanGPR said:

Think that just beats the Mk5 Escort Cabriolet that i saw recently, that was pretty chavved , with "GO ON THEN SMALL DICK PASS ME!!!!" in 2 inch high letters across the rear window...

In a similar vain I saw "You just got overtaken by a girl!" on the back of a Vauxhall Agila recently.

How very mistaken she was.

[Beyond Rational]

His facebook page is an interesting read.

Discussing whether a red vectra would look good with red alloys and the duality of a bonnet bra to protect the paintwork but at the same time being receiving summons for bald tyres and having a car that rides so low that it's subframes are being destroyed.