car stickers

[billb]

was behind a fiesta yesterday - car sticker in the back:

" you only really learn how to swear when you've learnt how to drive "

so true...

any other beuts?

[cpn]

"My other sticker is funny"

or

"This is my other car"

[SGirl]

"My other car is also a Porsche"

[nigelbasson]

"DANGER - Blonde driving"

Seen on the back of a Fiesta last night.

[DIGGA]

Spotted a while back in USA:

"if you don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk!"

[king arthur]

Conversely, one of the most unfunny stickers I see is "You toucha my car, I smasha your face". Usually to be found on old Nissan Bluebirds and other assorted nails. I don't get it?

[incorrigible]

On a ZZR1100 (ages ago)
"Restricted to 147 BHP please pass"

On my old bike RD350
"My other violent slapper's at home"

Also seen
"Actually, I do own the road"
"Safe as fk"

[raceboy]

On my old BMW 'No I don't know any better'

[cpn]

Seen in California - "Don't tell me what kind of day to have"

[Penfold]

On a brown Mini: "Capable of evading low speed pursuit"

[johno]

On 105 db T shirts ...

"Sell my Bike - I'd rather push wasps up my arse !"

"If seen at a Garden Centre please shout"

[Fatboy]

'Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired out of a car window'

[billb]

"pistonheads.com speed matters"

bloke must have been a nutter!!

[maranellouk]

Spotted in November 2001 pulling out of a private car park opposite St.Martins college by Selfridges.

A tasty Blonde in a new dark blue Porsche 911 with a bumper sticker reading "sponsored by daddy".

[ahonen]

Some trucks have "If you can't see my mirrors, you're too close", but I've seen a truck with:

"If you can't see my mirrors, they've been stolen".

[s2ooz]

quote:
On 105 db T shirts ...

"Sell my Bike - I'd rather push wasps up my arse !"

"If seen at a Garden Centre please shout"

thats "shoot" john not shout.

[shoggoth1]

On the back of a T-shirt at Zolder (continental TVR meet)...

"I'd rather push a TVR than drive a Porsche".

[Tabs]

Seen on a bike numberplate today........'Is adrenalin brown and runny'

[meerkat]

Saw a good biker tee-shirt:

"If you can read this...the bitch fell off!

[billb]

quote:
On the back of a T-shirt at Zolder (continental TVR meet)...

"I'd rather push a TVR than drive a Porsche".